Favourite Quote?

[Rigs83]

"Do you want the truth or something better?"
Me or someone smarter
"Hey you want to find out which religion is right?"
Me when I feel like threatening someone.
"Shut the fuck up you fat tiny dicked whinning god damn ******!"
My mother to me at Home Depot when I tried to explain that the faucet she was buying was big for the bathroom. It sounds better in Spanish. I was right by the way.

 

[Code ZX-19]

"Hope for the best...Plan for the worst!"
"The Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed"
"I'd rather die than go to Heaven!"
"Life is Divine Chaos"
"You Just killed a Helicopter with a car!" - "I was out of bullets"
"You killed the Entire F**king World!" - "Hurk Hurk!" (Zero Punctuation)
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift...that is why they call it the present"
"Never give up, find a way 'cuz that's what winners do!"
"Surfing for me...it's something that's completely unstructured! It's the rhythm of the world...the physical connection to the Universe!"

 

[Motti]

Seize the day-
Can't remember who.

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Since when does Knight Templar (and NecroSwanSong for that matter) speak for the entire community? Duplicate threads aren't nearly as tiresome as seeing "Use the search button!" repeated in every second thread.

It wouldn't be repeated if people ran a simple 30-second search. That's all it takes.

 

[Vern]

"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic."

Yay stalin?

EDIT: Whoops...random drink in there

Stalin indeed, kudos to you. Glad you didn't think it was Marilyn Manson, as so many of these darn kids do.

And to 'stache: Good.

I forgot one however.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

 

[manicfoot]

"There are two types of people that wear sunglasses indoors - blind people and assholes" - Larry David.

 

[DinosaurSnack]

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. If you're going to take a risk might as well aim for the moon because even if you miss you'll land among the stars." - I have no clue

"As a species we're fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?" -From Ollie in The Mist

Yeah I like those two.

 

[Elexia]

"To go where you have never been, you must do things you have never done."

On a less phylosophical perspective: "I'm not paranoid - they're out to get me!"

 

[XJ-0461]

"I'll be back." in a thick Austrian accent.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Search Button.

That one.

I was waiting for that one to show up.

OT, either that one or "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

 

[levelone]

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today... today is a gift, thats why its called a present"

That is Mohandas Gandhi I think.

 

[magicmonkeybars]

To the last, I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. -Herman Melville.

 

[Blood_Lined]

Tie between WTH?! One shot, one kill, and true love conquers all. Do they sound contradictory? Well they are, but I guess I have such an insane personality like that. :/

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

"The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground"
-Buddha-

I've never heared that one before. It's good.

Hells yeah! I quote it when my 'rents ask me why I surf instead of finding a summer job.

 

[DND Judgement]

Cue dozens of Winston Churchill quotes from people who think they're original...

"oh how tired i get of this" they were his final words...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

-"Evil will always find a way!"
and
-"It's good to be Bad!"

 

[Ultimathul]

"That is not dead who can eternal lie, yet with strange aeons even death may die."

 

[GrouchyBigfoot]

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[Kurokami]

"sleep is for the weak, and those who are tired."