"Do you want the truth or something better?"
Me or someone smarter
"Hey you want to find out which religion is right?"
Me when I feel like threatening someone.
"Shut the fuck up you fat tiny dicked whinning god damn ******!"
My mother to me at Home Depot when I tried to explain that the faucet she was buying was big for the bathroom. It sounds better in Spanish. I was right by the way.
Me or someone smarter
"Hey you want to find out which religion is right?"
Me when I feel like threatening someone.
"Shut the fuck up you fat tiny dicked whinning god damn ******!"
My mother to me at Home Depot when I tried to explain that the faucet she was buying was big for the bathroom. It sounds better in Spanish. I was right by the way.