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Zayle79

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"Tell me what I want to know or I'll turn your virtual ass into actual dust!"

Definitely my favorite line of ME1, but probably not all games ever. It's so very Krogan.
 

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"I'd never stab you in the back, Shepard. Warriors like you and me -- straight to the face."

"Try McSorley's Cloaca Margarine. Made from organic free-range Varren"

"You will regret your scandalous words! I am a great wind that will sweep all before me like a...a great wind! A great biotic wind!"
 

Swifty714

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Nearly anything Max Payne says constitutes as bad ass.

"The Brooklyn riverfront was a maze of rusty containers, sharp-boned cranes looking up from the snowstorm. On a night like this you couldn't help but think of the dark army of dead men, sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes in line. No minotaur lurked in this labyrinth, but somewhere out there, on the clanking deck of his cargo freighter, the skipper of the Charon was waiting, like the ferryman of the river Styx"

"You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash"

[In a dream, when it is revealed to him that he's in a computer game] "The truth was a burning green crack through my brain. Weapon statistics hanging in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetition of the act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. The paranoid feel of someone controlling my every step. I was in a computer game. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of"
 

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"This morning I woke up and I couldn't picture Tamra's face. Little line at the corner of her lip that pulls her whole mouth down when she smiles, the flutter in her eye lashes. I tried so hard to picture her in my mind. Put her down on paper as if that might bring her back. I couldn't do it. Atrus, I'm not you."

"What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She WON'T... STAY... STILL! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical! And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder? He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!"

"Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water."

"I have a headache, and with a head this big, that's no joke."

"These disks tell a story. Story about good. Story about bad. These disks are all that are left of the true story. True story of the closing - of the third age. [holds up two fingers, but gets surprised and takes one down]"

and of course, there are far too many awesome Mass Effect quotes to list here. and i know there are good quotes from Saints Row 2 and 3, but i couldn't find the ones i was looking for through google.
 

Innocent Bystander

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Pretty much everything Sten says on Dragon Age: Origins. Here are some of his best:
Warden: "Why do they call you 'The Sten'?" Sten: "For the same reason they call you the Warden"
W: "You stole cookie from a child?" S: "For his own good..."
S: "Your husband died in battle. I assume it was honourably."
Actually, DA:O had some awesome lines, like when Ogrehn and Zevran start hitting on Wynn, or most of the dialogue during the battle for Denerim.
The Bioshock series is pretty rich with some great lines. Alex the Great in Bioshock 2 has some great lines when you start hacking his machines are pretty great, especially "That device, Delta, is a a work of art, and you are fumbling with it like an amorous baboon!"
 

Innocent Bystander

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Rikomag132 said:
Legomaniac91 said:
Snip snip.
Thanks, you guys just reminded me of my favourite line from TF2
"Oh, Looks like they're gonna have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!" - Demoman
captcha: loud music. Wow, no blurred, twisted letters, perfectly legible. This has to be a trap.