Feds On The Trail Of Wolverine Pirates

[PurpleRain]

Okay, hands up who thought of cute lil' wolverines all wearing pirate suits and eyepatches, sailing the high seas, drinking rum and plundering towns when you read the title?

*Puts hand up*

Fed's got nothing on them!

 

[SmugFrog]

"Hmm, a stolen, incomplete version of the Wolverine film is on the Internet... what should we do?"

I prefer to think of it as the "boss" guy yelling "REMOVE IT!" - not knowing that it cannot be undone across all of the internets.

When he is informed by his minion that this is impossible, the boss is insistent in a crazy Mr Burns kind of way, perhaps even going Cuckoo Bananas to the point of pulling out a gun and sticking it to the head of faithful employee demanding that he remove it from the internet.

The poor employee is forced to say "Oh, there we go sir." and hits the delete key a few times to humor his boss. "It's completely gone now!" Then comes the "Excellent!"

 

[MaxFan]

I'm dissapointed. I was hoping this would be about Wolverine hijacking a ship and terrorizing the open sea's with his scurvy crew.

Or actual wolverines robbing people.

I immediately thought it was the second one.

My next thought was, "Well...humanity's really fucked now."

I thought wolverines had learned to use the internet. My next thought was roughly the same.

But now I know it's about a new Hugh Jackman movie I wasn't aware of. Learn something new everyday.

It would have been so much more interesting if it was about wolverines on the high seas.

 

[ElderScribe]

Yarr Jim Bob, there be pirates here!

 

[Artemis923]

If there was any sort of justice in the world the gods would look down and smite this movie and all who were involved. However, the gods are cruel, and this shameful mush will be unleashed on the unwitting movie-goers who wouldn't know a good movie from a bad if it mugged them on the way home. >.< The little bone-claws he sprouts when he's a kid is ridiculous and gave me a clear warning to steer clear of this disaster.

 

[gabdewulf]

Well they get thier money back somehow for a terrible movie. Because, it sure can't be terrible movie that kept people from wanting to see it.

Which, really Terriorist has become less important than scruvy movie pirates?

Correction, they caught him.
http://losangeles.fbi.gov/dojpressrel/pressrel09/la121609.htm

 

[Svenparty]

My vision of the Feds on a highspeed chase for Regenerating Metal Clawed Pirates is now spoiled by the fact it's some fat guy who thought he'd extend his "I live in My Moms basement" warrenty by bringing in some money.


Oh well....He probably is a little less groomed than Wolverine

 

[SmugFrog]

And in other "old" news that probably shouldn't be resurrected and bumped... Patrick Swayze is DEAD.