Feed Dump: Bacon Coffin

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Ladies and Gentlemen: Russian President Dmitry Medvedev's cat.



Totally worth the expense of recovering her...
 

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Thank you LRR for once again providing us with an excellent and entertaining video.
 

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That was pretty messed up about that guy, his wife, and their dogs. However, the bacon burial tube was a bit more disturbing to me personally.
 

Something Amyss

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Linoleum? Is this some sort of bizarre crossover between Feed Dump and Robert Kroese's Mercury series?
 

therandombear

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You know...Graham kinda reminded me of Joker from ME when he put the cap on....must've been the beard.

Bacon coffin...they could've at least used bacon spray on the insides so it smelt like bacon. :3
 

Graham_LRR

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Typical Oligarchic despot: wasting government resources chasing pussy.
 

vxicepickxv

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I have but one question for Graham now. Why did you wear Card Kingdom shirts 2 weeks in a row when filming Feed Dump? Are they bonus sponsors, or do you need us to send you funny shirts?
 

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I am shocked an appalled by how cavalier Kathleen is about fishing cats out of a pool of maple syrup. Admittedly my first thought was that they had drowned there, but they may have simply been trapped. But, still, think of the poor kitties.
 

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Bacon... memorial tube... Dafuq?

Still, a swimming pool full of maple syrup would at least be an interesting spectacle...

That murder story though... tht's a bit dark for feed dump though I suppose it fits sadness dump just fine.
 

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The Gentleman said:
Ladies and Gentlemen: Russian President Dmitry Medvedev's cat.



Totally worth the expense of recovering her...
awwwwww cute
 

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Is it just me, or have there been mention of "Bacon Coffin" on more than one episode?

Edit: Huh, guess now. I think it's because I've heard about it from so many sources that I just got a case of Deja vu.
 

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Would this be a good time to mention that I actually saw bacon flavored jellybeans being sold at the Minnesota Bound store at the Mall of America?

It's official. This whole "bacon goes with everything" has gone WAY too damn far. I'm calling conspiracy on the part of the pork industry!
 

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There's not a time in the day I don't say "Imma show you my naval ordinance unit", well played.
 

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Kathleen, I think parachute pants lasted until at least 1990, as evidenced by their use in the video for "U Can't Touch This".

Having been only 5 at the time though, I can't say for sure.
 
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The Gentleman said:
Ladies and Gentlemen: Russian President Dmitry Medvedev's cat.



Totally worth the expense of recovering her...
Worth every penny and Russian dissident who was liquidated after the President got a tip that they were holding her hostage.

For those keeping track at home:
Sadness Dump 1, Happiness Dump 2 (Cat and Bacon Coffin)
It's official, happiness wins! Every gets to go pet kitties now!
 

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vxicepickxv said:
I have but one question for Graham now. Why did you wear Card Kingdom shirts 2 weeks in a row when filming Feed Dump? Are they bonus sponsors, or do you need us to send you funny shirts?
Graham and James do sometimes live-stream themselves drafting MtGO, and Card Kingdom sponsors them. I guess they record Feed Dump the same day and Graham doesn't feel like wearing two shirts that day?
 

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ForgottenPr0digy said:
The Gentleman said:
Ladies and Gentlemen: Russian President Dmitry Medvedev's cat.



Totally worth the expense of recovering her...
awwwwww cute
daawww

Furthermore, I see.....I see a...t-shirt, with a dollar sign and a picture of Texas next to it.

You know you are thinking it.
 

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Facebook wouldn't let me post so I'll say it here:

RON DEWINGS SKETCH. ASAP.

It would be so funny.
 

saregos

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I have to say, I did NOT expect to see that hat, on this show, ever. Although I sorta qualify as a source of (Biased and bad) news and do have a hat of that ilk.
 

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The expenses spent to find that cat won't even come close to the cost of all the security guards hired to make sure it doesn't get away again. :p

Although I gotta admit, it is pretty darn cute.
 

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vxicepickxv said:
I have but one question for Graham now. Why did you wear Card Kingdom shirts 2 weeks in a row when filming Feed Dump? Are they bonus sponsors, or do you need us to send you funny shirts?
Owing to PAX East last weekend, we actually doubled up on Feed Dumps last week and I forgot to change shirts.
 

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Graham_LRR said:
vxicepickxv said:
I have but one question for Graham now. Why did you wear Card Kingdom shirts 2 weeks in a row when filming Feed Dump? Are they bonus sponsors, or do you need us to send you funny shirts?
Owing to PAX East last weekend, we actually doubled up on Feed Dumps last week and I forgot to change shirts.
If that's the case, it's perfectly ok to do so. So long as you sing the Animaniacs song like you said you could!
 

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Can't watch the video since this computer doesn't have sound, but I'd just like to point out (in case the video doesn't) that the company making the bacon coffin also makes a bacon-flavored sexual lube. :p
 

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Ron Dewings and Cam in the same Feed Dump, this just made my freaking day :D. As always funny stuff Graham and crew =D
 

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Graham_LRR said:
Bacon Coffin? What a tasty way to go.
When I heard "Russian..." I thought it was going to be about the new device Russia has that allows them to control people.

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2012/04/vladimir-putin-confirms-russian-zombie-radiation-gun/

BTW, I request a bacon coffin with a burial at sea, of maple syrup.
 

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When I was helping my friend move, I actually got cut off in line at a gas station (buying drinks) by some woman who was buying $50 worth of lottery tickets and a small bottle of whiskey... That must really be a money maker.
 

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As someone who worked in a gas station I can attest to how much money people throw at the lotto. And yes it is sad seeing people spend $100 on scratch tickets and win nothing... then it gets pathetic as these same people come back a few days later and do it again... and again... and again.
 

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See, if I have a couple bucks that are just gonna go to Starbucks anyway, then I'll dump 'em into the lottery instead. It does pay for scholarships and public works. I rarely come out with anything, and actually have never won a drawing, but it's not at all a bad thing to put your spare change into.

I would never drop anything close to $100 (or even $10) on lotto tickets at one time, though. That's just crazy talk.
 

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The Gentleman said:
Ladies and Gentlemen: Russian President Dmitry Medvedev's cat.



Totally worth the expense of recovering her...
it has a red eye like Kazuma from Tekken it must have the devil genes inside of it
 

GeorgW

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I've always thought that running a lottery has to be the easiest way to ever make money. And no more sad news, it's just sad :(
 

Eabus

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Very educational, now I know how global warming causes diabetes. Also im from California and let me tell you, there are plenty of morons here, especially around LA.
 

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That is one cheap quality cap, Graham. One flip and it's done for?

I know, sell it back to those fools and the lotto tickets. They apparently have no attachement to hard earned money.
 

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Eric the Orange said:
Quick question. was that a sleeping cat in the background in Cams shots?
That's been bugging me for ages. Is it a cute sleeping cat, or just a fluffy hat of some sort?

It actually looks a lot like the Russian President's cat.
 

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So the jist...

Diabetes is hilarious.
Killing dogs is the worst thing anyone could ever do.
Wanting to win the lottery is stupid.
None of you are very funny.

It's like all the things I hate about Sxephil spread over 3 people, I just don't get this show, I don't understand why we need a mindless blog here. None of the 2/3rds of that I watched was anything to do with videogaming.

Sorry to be negative, I just expected something a bit more relevant and less hackneyed.
 

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The Gentleman said:
Ladies and Gentlemen: Russian President Dmitry Medvedev's cat.



Totally worth the expense of recovering her...
It's a cat. Anything involving cats is worth the expense. ^_^

Also, I was trying my very hardest to be somewhat shocked and depressed about the murder story included there, but one thing piled upon another... and once they mentioned the fact that he ran out of bullets before shooting himself...

Am I a bad person?
 

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ThunderCavalier said:
Also, I was trying my very hardest to be somewhat shocked and depressed about the murder story included there, but one thing piled upon another... and once they mentioned the fact that he ran out of bullets before shooting himself...

Am I a bad person?
You're on the internet... of course you're a bad person. Not Assad, Ghaddafi, or Kotick grade bad, but still bad.
 

Vanbael

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The kitty was worth it. Cuteness is at the maximum and I understand Dmitri's concern, nothing that cute should run away.
 

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ForgottenPr0digy said:
The Gentleman said:
Ladies and Gentlemen: Russian President Dmitry Medvedev's cat.



Totally worth the expense of recovering her...
it has a red eye like Kazuma from Tekken it must have the devil genes inside of it
I believe you're thinking of KazuYa, since Kazuma is the main guy from the Yakuza series.

although the idea of a cat infused with the Devil gene is a pretty scary idea. and might explain why they were looking for him. 0_o

imagine a Devil cat that can fly and shoot laser from his third eye, now imagine if he can breed, in less than 10 years, his off-springs will take over the world, and enslave humanity!

Russia is making a big mistake, THIS CAT MUST DIE BEFORE HE DOOMS US ALL!! 8O

this is the reason why democracy must happen in Russia, so no one would have the right to do any sort of gene splicing experiments on cats. :(
 

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tamaness said:
See, if I have a couple bucks that are just gonna go to Starbucks anyway, then I'll dump 'em into the lottery instead. It does pay for scholarships and public works. I rarely come out with anything, and actually have never won a drawing, but it's not at all a bad thing to put your spare change into.

I would never drop anything close to $100 (or even $10) on lotto tickets at one time, though. That's just crazy talk.
Hear, hear. But I think that it would be more awesome if you could find out more detail about exactly how the money you spend playing the lottery is used in other states. For example, since I live in New York, I'd like to know that the lottery money being sent to schools in Idaho was used to beef up the liberal arts departments in high schools and junior high schools. That would help me decide whether or not I participate in future MegaMillions lotteries.

On a side note, I almost always buy a lottery ticket when I'm visiting a different state (or when I'm in Canada) because I love the idea of cheesing off those state's residents if my ticket is the one that wins and I don't even live there.
 

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surg3n said:
So the jist...

Diabetes is hilarious.
Killing dogs is the worst thing anyone could ever do.
Wanting to win the lottery is stupid.
None of you are very funny.

It's like all the things I hate about Sxephil spread over 3 people, I just don't get this show, I don't understand why we need a mindless blog here. None of the 2/3rds of that I watched was anything to do with videogaming.

Sorry to be negative, I just expected something a bit more relevant and less hackneyed.
Dude, you aren't REQUIRED to watch it. I for one LOVE Feeddump, and their random sense of humor amuses me every time. It's the second highlight of my week, right next to Checkpoint.

But I do agree that their sense of humor was rather cynical this episode. If this is the first episode you've watched, I would suggest you watch some of the earlier ones. They are very good.

Also, nobody said anything about video games...

Not trying to start a flame war here, just backing up my favorite comedy team.
 

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Wooleh Sheep said:
surg3n said:
So the jist...

Diabetes is hilarious.
Killing dogs is the worst thing anyone could ever do.
Wanting to win the lottery is stupid.
None of you are very funny.

It's like all the things I hate about Sxephil spread over 3 people, I just don't get this show, I don't understand why we need a mindless blog here. None of the 2/3rds of that I watched was anything to do with videogaming.

Sorry to be negative, I just expected something a bit more relevant and less hackneyed.
Dude, you aren't REQUIRED to watch it. I for one LOVE Feeddump, and their random sense of humor amuses me every time. It's the second highlight of my week, right next to Checkpoint.

But I do agree that their sense of humor was rather cynical this episode. If this is the first episode you've watched, I would suggest you watch some of the earlier ones. They are very good.

Also, nobody said anything about video games...

Not trying to start a flame war here, just backing up my favorite comedy team.
I will try and watch some older episodes. My point is that nobody said anything about games! - I mean isn't the escapist mostly about videogames... not all the time I know, but that blog seemed to have nothing about anything really. But your right, I should watch some more episodes before dismissing it as waffle. To be honest I probably wouldn't have even posted if not for that diabetes 'joke'. Frankly, people who joke about diabetes are retards, because nobody who actually knows what it does or suffers from it finds it a joke. And that was a joke regurgitated from a 10 year old episode of Family Guy, that's about as retarded as a blog video can get... that's almost as retarded as that sxephil douchebag, and I have higher hopes/standards for escapist videos.
 

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Beefwhistle, Kathleen?
Really?

You used that for a name of a man burying himself in a bacon coffin, be less obvious and use porksword next time.
 

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Could someone explain the Twitterverse thing to me?

surg3n said:
So the jist...

Diabetes is hilarious.
Killing dogs is the worst thing anyone could ever do.
Wanting to win the lottery is stupid.
None of you are very funny.

It's like all the things I hate about Sxephil spread over 3 people, I just don't get this show, I don't understand why we need a mindless blog here. None of the 2/3rds of that I watched was anything to do with videogaming.

Sorry to be negative, I just expected something a bit more relevant and less hackneyed.
I'm not going to challenge your right to feel how you feel about something, although I think it's fair to note that I find it funny and so do some other people so they aren't so much objective statements, although as I said perfectly valid opinion

...but anyway, if you don't mind I was wondering if you could just settle some curiousity on my part, the timing of something like this is a bit unusual considering Feed Dump has been around for ages now, are you relatively new to the site or did you just get a bout of curiousity to see what it was?
 

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BrotherRool said:
Could someone explain the Twitterverse thing to me?

surg3n said:
So the jist...

Diabetes is hilarious.
Killing dogs is the worst thing anyone could ever do.
Wanting to win the lottery is stupid.
None of you are very funny.

It's like all the things I hate about Sxephil spread over 3 people, I just don't get this show, I don't understand why we need a mindless blog here. None of the 2/3rds of that I watched was anything to do with videogaming.

Sorry to be negative, I just expected something a bit more relevant and less hackneyed.
I'm not going to challenge your right to feel how you feel about something, although I think it's fair to note that I find it funny and so do some other people so they aren't so much objective statements, although as I said perfectly valid opinion

...but anyway, if you don't mind I was wondering if you could just settle some curiousity on my part, the timing of something like this is a bit unusual considering Feed Dump has been around for ages now, are you relatively new to the site or did you just get a bout of curiousity to see what it was?
Yeah, just curious really, to be honest I only really watch ZP and JimQ regularly here, I did love Apocalypse Lane while that lasted. I wouldn't have commented if not for the diabetes 'joke', I think it's obvious that kinda pee'd me off at the time. I'm always looking for good shows here, as I found Apoc-Lane fairly late on, and wondered what else I was missing. I'm sure my comments were too harsh, and I'm sure it's a good show - I just get sick of the same old misguided jokes, and feel that the people making them have no idea how serious it is. I actually made a post a while back about how diabetes seems to be fair game for jokes, wheras other serious illnesses are not. Anyway, thank you for being objective, next time I'll take my meds before commenting on videos here :D.
 

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surg3n said:
I'm not going to challenge your right to feel how you feel about something, although I think it's fair to note that I find it funny and so do some other people so they aren't so much objective statements, although as I said perfectly valid opinion

...but anyway, if you don't mind I was wondering if you could just settle some curiousity on my part, the timing of something like this is a bit unusual considering Feed Dump has been around for ages now, are you relatively new to the site or did you just get a bout of curiousity to see what it was?
Yeah, just curious really, to be honest I only really watch ZP and JimQ regularly here, I did love Apocalypse Lane while that lasted. I wouldn't have commented if not for the diabetes 'joke', I think it's obvious that kinda pee'd me off at the time. I'm always looking for good shows here, as I found Apoc-Lane fairly late on, and wondered what else I was missing. I'm sure my comments were too harsh, and I'm sure it's a good show - I just get sick of the same old misguided jokes, and feel that the people making them have no idea how serious it is. I actually made a post a while back about how diabetes seems to be fair game for jokes, wheras other serious illnesses are not. Anyway, thank you for being objective, next time I'll take my meds before commenting on videos here :D.[/quote]

Thanks for the reply, you seem like a good person and you've got a lot of conviction about this. It's too easy to forget that it isn't a funny thing for all the people who've got to struggle with it day to day. You were fully in your right to say what you said