Feed Dump: Child Protective Services

[Palademon]

Infinite Campbell is ok. He just needs to change his middle name to Bruce.

 

[Palademon]

So... I don't know who that girl is... but that Decepticon necklace around her neck tells me I want to marry her.

Spoiler: Oooooooh yeeeaaah..... I wanna marry this chick. Or at the very least, be friends with her.

And now I have a new webcomic to read.

 

[James Nixon]

That's Louise's hat from Bob's Burgers

http://tvpedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/bobs-burgers-6.jpg

 

[Evil Smurf]

Nice shirt Graham.

 

[therandombear]

How about Adolf Joseph Stalin Hitler?

OT: In all honesty, I can see why the name Adolf Hitler would be most terrible for a kid these days, but to be taken by child services for it? Bit far, imo.

Needs more terrible dictators:

Adolf Joseph Idi Kim Jong-il Amin Stalin Hitler.

Of course, one could take this even further.

Adolf Joseph Idi Kim Jong-il Amin Stalin Hitler Gaddafi.

What more can we tag on?

 

[Fat Hippo]

How about Adolf Joseph Stalin Hitler?

OT: In all honesty, I can see why the name Adolf Hitler would be most terrible for a kid these days, but to be taken by child services for it? Bit far, imo.

Needs more terrible dictators:

Adolf Joseph Idi Kim Jong-il Amin Stalin Hitler.

Of course, one could take this even further.

Adolf Joseph Idi Kim Jong-il Amin Stalin Hitler Gaddafi.

What more can we tag on?

Well, first we'll tag his first name on there too, for the full dictatoriffic effect:

Muhammar Adolf Joseph Idi Kim Jong-il Amin Stalin Hitler Gaddafi

Now, let's see

Emperor Muhammar Adolf Joseph Idi Kim Raul Pol Pot Castro Jong-il Amin Stalin Hitler Gaddafi Palpatine

That's an awesome name!

 

[Zulnam]

^^^^^

That was me. Apparently James was logged in. Oops.

It didn't bug me and I know about being all over the net (even found it myself after your episode).

Like I said, it's not exactly something "bad", it's just that you fellas have more class than that. *wink wink nudge nudge*

 

[therandombear]

How about Adolf Joseph Stalin Hitler?

OT: In all honesty, I can see why the name Adolf Hitler would be most terrible for a kid these days, but to be taken by child services for it? Bit far, imo.

Needs more terrible dictators:

Adolf Joseph Idi Kim Jong-il Amin Stalin Hitler.

Of course, one could take this even further.

Adolf Joseph Idi Kim Jong-il Amin Stalin Hitler Gaddafi.

What more can we tag on?

Well, first we'll tag his first name on there too, for the full dictatoriffic effect:

Muhammar Adolf Joseph Idi Kim Jong-il Amin Stalin Hitler Gaddafi

Now, let's see

Emperor Muhammar Adolf Joseph Idi Kim Raul Pol Pot Castro Jong-il Amin Stalin Hitler Gaddafi Palpatine

That's an awesome name!

Now to wait for someone to name their child this.

Soon....

 

[Yankeedoodles]

Worse name than Adolf Hitler? How about Heil/Hail Hitler? Every time someone says the kid's full name you make the speaker sound like a Nazi.

 

[Ruzinus]

I think "Pedophile" manages to be an even worse name than "Adolf Hitler" for your kid.

 

[Magnesium360]

I have to nominate Pilot Inspektor Lee, Jason Lee's son, as the worst name to give your kid. Note in this case that Inspektor isn't a middle name either, but part of the first name, meaning he has to be called Pilot Inspektor when addressed.

I think I win.

I think it'd be great to always be addressed as Pilot Inspektor. Can you imagine that over the announcements at school? "Could Pilot Inspektor please come to the principals office immediately, Pilot Inspektor." Awesome.

I think if your going for the bad-guy combo-breaker it'd be Hitler-Stalin bin Laden von Satan.

 

[Don Savik]

I have to nominate Pilot Inspektor Lee, Jason Lee's son, as the worst name to give your kid. Note in this case that Inspektor isn't a middle name either, but part of the first name, meaning he has to be called Pilot Inspektor when addressed.

I think I win.

I would love to be called Pilot Inspektor. That sounds AMAZING. I would wear an aviator's hat and goggles and a tench coat and solve mysteries with a bunch of quirky friends. It would be like a cool tv show. Maybe I'm just weird like that.......

 

[ManiacEskimo]

The bunny hat is hilarious XD

 

[eddyshore6528]

How about Hitler with a Jewish surname...

Like Hitler Baumstein.

Now not even nazis can like you.

 

[Matt King]

Now, my name is Matthew king, and when/if i have a child it will take so much restraint to not call them joe
or marry a chinese women and call him fu

 

[Denamic]

Taking a queue from Dungeons of Dredmor, "You have to name the child".
"Hi, I'm You have to name the child Smith."

 

[daedalus9973]

I met a little kid named Lucifer once. I remember laughing but then thinking about how that kid would probably be mugging me in about 15 years and I wouldn't blame him. Child names should go through an approval process by a jury of your peers.

 

[Glen Morangie]

Must... Not... Sing...

Let's go to the hop...

ah, much better.