Feed Dump: Comfortably Uncomfortable

Graham_LRR

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Comfortably Uncomfortable

Who doesn't want to take part in a milking?

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unacomn

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Hehe, the quiting on air bit. I pulled the exact same thing at my last job. Though no profanity was involved. Everyone was shocked, surprised and I couldn't give two dimes, because that job devoured my soul, health and various social relations.
 

gardian06

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wow Graham is really bashing on Jews this episode.

Oh public resignations how fun they can be. I remember one where a news anchor started yelling at the camera operator on air, and then they left the studio... oh wait they were "escorted out" by police, and the camera operator just kept filming because they hated the anchor, and the producer just let it slide cause there weren't any real stories that day. Don't remember to much beyond that.

Captch: "Get the hopper Free" unless you are going to give me an actual Kangaroo then I will only type it, but I will not get Dish network
 

Andy Shandy

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Daddy Ashton! Read us another bed-time story!

[sub] Damnit, where are the Hosks when you need them![/sub]

And dumping milk on their heads does sound like something Geordies would do. I mean they are home to the British version of Jersey Shore.
 

OniaPL

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Tornix said:
Blue hat is Poppy Bro Sr/Jr. It's as simple as that.
Even the Escapist can't escape Game Grumps- references? All is lost.

Or are you just a random Kirby fan? You can't be. Nobody except Jim likes Kirby.

OT:

Milking, eh? At least it sounds better than planking.
 

idodo35

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blue santa is not a thing... but as a jew i think it SHOULD be a thing! we want a jolly old man too all we have is eliahu the prophet who comes in pass over and you leave whine for instead of cookies! i want a blue santa instead...
 

leviadragon99

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What the hell is a Skort?

Yeah, and that milking thing does seem like a cry for help/attention...

Wait, I'm still stuck on the hair-horns, dafuq?

And now Blue Santa is officially a thing.
 

Lancer873

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I'm quite surprised at how incredibly well Ashton fit into Feed Dump. Also, Kathleen's double-birdy-fling at the news anchor video was perfectly timed, I was actually just doing the same exact thing when she started.

leviadragon99 said:
What the hell is a Skort?
It's basically shorts that look like a skirt. Do not ask me how I know this =I
 

shrekfan246

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OniaPL said:
Tornix said:
Blue hat is Poppy Bro Sr/Jr. It's as simple as that.
Even the Escapist can't escape Game Grumps- references? All is lost.

Or are you just a random Kirby fan? You can't be. Nobody except Jim likes Kirby.

OT:

Milking, eh? At least it sounds better than planking.
We've had a couple threads about them, you know. :D

Also I like Kirby. :(

OT: What would possess someone to pour milk over their heads? Especially in public. Just... eugh.
 

Loop Stricken

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I don't think milking will catch on in quite the same way as lobster-huffing... didn't.

Bah.
 

Roofstone

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It is okay Graham, I forgive you.

..If you come Christmas caroling in my neighborhood... Bring cookies.
 

blackrave

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Man, Milking is so last year.
Now all the cool kids are Cheming.
You know, buying 10 packs of painkillers and taking them all at once.

[Hopefully this will become a thing and population of idiots will reduce itself due to liver failure]

Roofstone said:
It is okay Graham, I forgive you.

..If you come Christmas caroling in my neighborhood... Bring cookies.
No, no, no.
LRR crew is caroling only on Halloween
I think on Christmas they are trick-and-treat-ing
 

ewhac

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Hey, guys, you neglected to mention [em]why[/em] the two news anchors from Bangor, ME, resigned on air.

It's because station management was interfering with and skewing news content for partisan political purposes. WFVX is a Fox "News" affiliate (quelle surprise).

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/24/1164474/-Fox-Anchors-Quit-On-Air-due-to-political-interference-in-their-reporting?detail=hide

In other words, it wasn't just a couple of entitled Pretty People petulantly quitting because the M&Ms were the wrong color. It was two journalists who could no longer stand being a part of an operation bent on willfully deceiving the public.

Anyway, thought that was worth pointing out.
 

Strazdas

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Santa is not real. people making up stories and lieing to thier children should be the ones called dicks here, not the guy that tried to tell the truth.
 
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Yes, Graham, Blue Santa is Jew Santa. (Yay, I get to use the word too!)
ewhac said:
Hey, guys, you neglected to mention [em]why[/em] the two news anchors from Bangor, ME, resigned on air.

It's because station management was interfering with and skewing news content for partisan political purposes. WFVX is a Fox "News" affiliate (quelle surprise).

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/24/1164474/-Fox-Anchors-Quit-On-Air-due-to-political-interference-in-their-reporting?detail=hide

In other words, it wasn't just a couple of entitled Pretty People petulantly quitting because the M&Ms were the wrong color. It was two journalists who could no longer stand being a part of an operation bent on willfully deceiving the public.

Anyway, thought that was worth pointing out.
That is helpful, but I disagree on principle with any website that uses the term "Faux News." For those interested, here's a New York Times article on them: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/26/b...s-quit-on-air-but-reason-is-unclear.html?_r=0
 

GamemasterAnthony

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I saw "milking" and thought to myself "Ah, crap...which franchise are they making unnecessary sequels for NOW?!?" Not exactly sure if I'm glad that I was wrong about that now...

*sees the bit about the anchors* Ah...this explains much. Oh, and Thunderous? The reason many use the term "Faux News" is because when you have anyone place enough of a slant on a story and try to pass it off as fact, it does tend to bring question as to whether or not it should be considered "news". Both Fox News and even MSNBC have done this from time to time...but Fox News has been the more flagrant offender.
 

Imp_Emissary

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I don't think the blue Santa is a thing, but if ya want you could make it one like the milking people made their thing real.

:) Great Feed as usual. Thanks!
 

Don Reba

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[http://offbeatchina.com/modeling-for-teen-girl-clothes-on-tmall-72-year-old-grandpa-from-becomes-internet-sensation]

You are welcome!
 

Geisterkarle

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Don Reba said:
[http://offbeatchina.com/modeling-for-teen-girl-clothes-on-tmall-72-year-old-grandpa-from-becomes-internet-sensation]

You are welcome!
Nah, I want to see Ashton in High Stockings now!
Pixs or it didn't happen!
Also I now get myself a cup of milk ... but for drinking not pouring over me!
 

Daeggreth

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Pretty good Feed Dump this week. Anytime you guys make me literally laugh out loud I consider the video a success.

Don Reba said:
[http://offbeatchina.com/modeling-for-teen-girl-clothes-on-tmall-72-year-old-grandpa-from-becomes-internet-sensation]

You are welcome!
Huh. He totally makes that work.
 

SnowyGamester

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Is it just me, or does the video stop and buffer forever after 'we're done'? Nobody has mentioned it, not sure if joke or video player problem.

edit: apparently coincidence.
 

TheOrb

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Wait, drinking in public is illegeal? Huh.
And the blue Santa is the Russian folk figure Dedushka Moroz or "Grandfather Frost".
Ashton is new, and I like him!
 

The Random One

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The episode that started with a Jew joke and ramped up to animal molestation within the first minute. (That's how you write your Netflix blurb.)

TheOrb said:
And the blue Santa is the Russian folk figure Dedushka Moroz or "Grandfather Frost".
You'd think making Santa blue would turn him less communist, not more!
 

Don Reba

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TheOrb said:
And the blue Santa is the Russian folk figure Dedushka Moroz or "Grandfather Frost".
Russians are just less strict about colouring. Ded Moroz is usually red, but blue is also allowed.
 

BehattedWanderer

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Courtly Southern Lady Ashton is my new favorite Ashton. I love the "surprisingly little" comment, because I have a great amount of resonance with it.

gardian06 said:
wow Graham is really bashing on Jews this episode.
Nah, that's not Jew Bashing. Which is good, because that would be bad.
 

Mikodite

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TheOrb said:
Wait, drinking in public is illegeal? Huh.
In some places it is (so is being drunk in public).

As for blue Santa, Graham, your lucky the Jews don't take Hanukkah that seriously.

If you were going to make fun of Yom Kippur... they will find you...
 

TgWd519

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Did Graham get a hair cut recently? If not, it just looks incredibly nice in this video, in my opinion.
 

Sir Broccoli

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Sure, blue Santa's a thing. Every december he awakens from his slumber and battles red Santa to the death. Did they not teach you this in kindergarten?
 

beniki

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I just wanted you to know, my cat watched the entire video. He purred.

I thought this was relevant, as cats are units of internet power, and your series has increased by 1 GT (Ginger Tom standard unit).
 

TheOrb

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The Random One said:
The episode that started with a Jew joke and ramped up to animal molestation within the first minute. (That's how you write your Netflix blurb.)

TheOrb said:
And the blue Santa is the Russian folk figure Dedushka Moroz or "Grandfather Frost".
You'd think making Santa blue would turn him less communist, not more!
Santa's Socialist, not Communist. Nobody gets the same gift, they receive gifts relative to their parent's income.
 

Mayamellissa

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Oh dear god: that was funny. I made the mistake of eating while watching. I need to be careful next time there may be no one around to give me the Heimlich!
 

insanelich

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Geisterkarle said:
Don Reba said:
[http://offbeatchina.com/modeling-for-teen-girl-clothes-on-tmall-72-year-old-grandpa-from-becomes-internet-sensation]

You are welcome!
Nah, I want to see Ashton in High Stockings now!
Pixs or it didn't happen!
Also I now get myself a cup of milk ... but for drinking not pouring over me!
Only eleven months to go.
 

Roman Monaghan

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The magical BLUE SANTA visits all the good little jew boys and jew girls and leaves them one present a night for eight nights. He expects cookies each time. It's actually kinda a strain on the cookie budget.

I could easily tie this joke in with the milking news story, but I chose not to.
 

flatten_the_skyline

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It sounds like "Honecker" when he says it, and that was the last leader of communist eastern Germany. Kind of confused me at the start...