Feed Dump: Comfortably Uncomfortable

[Roman Monaghan]

The magical BLUE SANTA visits all the good little jew boys and jew girls and leaves them one present a night for eight nights. He expects cookies each time. It's actually kinda a strain on the cookie budget.

I could easily tie this joke in with the milking news story, but I chose not to.

 

[flatten_the_skyline]

It sounds like "Honecker" when he says it, and that was the last leader of communist eastern Germany. Kind of confused me at the start...