Feed Dump: Drug Lobsters

Flatfrog

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Yay - I can be first to mention that Terry Pratchett suggested a number of 'anti-crimes' - good deeds designed to make people feel bad. Breaking-and-decorating was one of them. And 'Proferring with embarrassment'

Oh - and I agree with the above - that was a really fine episode.
 

SwimmingRock

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Don Reba said:
Somehow, Cameron seems much more interesting lately.

By the way, here is Canada's best toilet in all its splendour:

For real? That's it? Man, Canadian public bathrooms ain't got shit on Dutch public bathrooms. The one at my citys train station is all tiled, has potpourri and scented candels, and an attendant. Also, there are flowers on either side of the mirrors. It's seriously nicer than anybodys home bathroom I've ever seen. Hell, it's nicer than the 4-star hotel bathrooms I've seen.
 

MrGuy

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Attempted burglary? Now, really, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?

With apologies to SSB
 

Namechangeday

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Nice haircuts!(Unless you had those haircuts last week and I didn't notice.)
Remember lobsters, don't do drugs, or turn into drugs for that matter.
 

Don Reba

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SwimmingRock said:
For real? That's it? Man, Canadian public bathrooms ain't got shit on Dutch public bathrooms. The one at my citys train station is all tiled, has potpourri and scented candels, and an attendant. Also, there are flowers on either side of the mirrors. It's seriously nicer than anybodys home bathroom I've ever seen. Hell, it's nicer than the 4-star hotel bathrooms I've seen.
Canadians take some pride in utilitarianism. Here is the news article: http://www.cjad.com/CJADLocalNews/entry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10462065

Victoria Mayor Dean Fortin says he is flushed with pride at the award, sponsored by Cintas Canada, a company that provides restroom supplies, among other services.

Cintas spokesman Rod Farquharson says the Victoria Loo isn't known for being lavish, but the stainless steel, unisex toilet provides an ecofriendly, convenient and free service.
Flushed with pride! Haha, oh, lol.
 

andersgeek

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Didn't this burglary/cleaning story happen already quite a long time ago -- and didn't you also mention it? I'm having a déjà-vu here...
 

Zhukov

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Hey, funny thing.

Those Fifty Shades of Grey baby clothes you joked about? They actually exist.

"Mum just wanted a night with Mr Grey."
 

Dimitriov

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SwimmingRock said:
Don Reba said:
Somehow, Cameron seems much more interesting lately.

By the way, here is Canada's best toilet in all its splendour:

For real? That's it? Man, Canadian public bathrooms ain't got shit on Dutch public bathrooms. The one at my citys train station is all tiled, has potpourri and scented candels, and an attendant. Also, there are flowers on either side of the mirrors. It's seriously nicer than anybodys home bathroom I've ever seen. Hell, it's nicer than the 4-star hotel bathrooms I've seen.
Well, I have to say that that really isn't that great a toilet... but it IS definitely the nicest outhouse I have ever seen.

Also, I have lived in Victoria for almost 6 years and I have never seen this thing...
 

Graham_LRR

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It's kinda funny, because I know a guy who's an acredited diving instructor and he poaches lobsters from traps. If it was California I'd be laughing my ass off if it was him.
 

Graham_LRR

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GamemasterAnthony said:
...And, DVS BSTrD...I'm very disappointed in you. You had a prime opportunity to do your usual punnage, and forgot to mention about the toilet that got ahead of the others...
Apparently the result was passed by a motion at the annual general meeting.Crappy toilets are quite a common problem at such meetings because they just can't take the amount of bull manure that ends up gathering at such events.

[small]Yes; this was just made up in order for me to use some toilet humor[/small]
 

Tiger Sora

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Dig up Paul, dig up!

This episode was awesome, tons of great jokes and good banter. Keep up the work LRR dudes.
 

Frankfurter4444

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We call people from Oklahoma (specifically those who take pride in being Oklahoma Sooners) we call them "dirt burglars."
 

Dire Sloth

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Desperate dope heads can be so... creative.
Too bad they're too high to channel it into art.
Unless you consider this art. Freaks.
Creative drug smuggling [http://www.elistmania.com/juice/10_creative_drug_smuggling_schemes/]*

*Honest to god, not endorsing drug use, etc., so on, and such.