Feed Dump: Japan Holds Sex Lube Olympics

Graham_LRR

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Japan Holds Sex Lube Olympics

Have you ever tried to enact diplomatic reform... while tripping balls? Only in Bolivia!

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Graham_LRR

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Seal clubbing. The great Canadian pastime ay?

swimon said:
Every kathleen-dump seem to turn bluer than the last. I fear for our future.
And i look forward to it with great anticipation *creepily rubs thighs*
 
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I hate to be that guy, but coca leaves on their own aren't going to get anybody high. It's a stimulant, but not an excessive one; closer to tea (which they do make out of those leaves) than cocaine. It's even in Coca-Cola.

Also, I have to wonder what kind of rental agreement you need to sign to rent a warehouse in Japan to hold a hundred lubed athletes.
 

Something Amyss

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The cow got on the roof trying to avoid a farmer covered in lube. Sex lube can be an excellent motivator.

Eric the Orange said:
Cameron "you can get a pretty good buzz off of clubbing a seal" Lauder.
It's true. Especially baby seals.

swimon said:
Every kathleen-dump seem to turn bluer than the last. I fear for our future.
The future looks awesome.
 

Kyrdra

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Thunderous Cacophony said:
I hate to be that guy, but coca leaves on their own aren't going to get anybody high. It's a stimulant, but not an excessive one; closer to tea (which they do make out of those leaves) than cocaine. It's even in Coca-Cola.
Can confirm drank coca tea and chewed coca leaves. Also I think they replaced it in coca-cola
 

vallorn

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If we ever add this to the events at the Escapist Expo I'll bring the lube: http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

Yes that's a 55 gallon lube drum... No I have no idea why anyone would buy it but just read the reviews if you need a laugh.

swimon said:
Every kathleen-dump seem to turn bluer than the last. I fear for our future.
I await the blue dump apocalypse with great gusto. If anyone needs me I'll be in Vault 106.
 

DJShire

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Eric the Orange said:
Cameron "you can get a pretty good buzz off of clubbing a seal" Lauder.
Cameron " I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals" Lauder

Sidenote: Captcha is "high five"...best captcha ever?
 

Geisterkarle

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Kyrdra said:
Also I think they replaced it in coca-cola
you have to drink Red Bull Coke! According to the ingredients, there are actually coca leafs in it!

@paul: can you send me this bookmarked link? ;)
 

Strazdas

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coca leaves can be used to make cocaine, but also many other things. there are plenty of coca leave in your food and its not in drugs category. the leaves themselves are not drugs, merely that drugs can be made out of it.
 

Graham_LRR

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shiet, I can't believe I'm gonna say it, but damn cam, you have one smooth voice
 

MatthewGeer

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I, too, enjoy trying to trick a seal into accepting a club soda, forcing him or her to drink it.
 

GamemasterAnthony

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I dread to think what the luge event would be like if lube was involved. (Lube luge?) For some reason I'm picturing the athletes going about 200 mph near the middle of the run and then creating a quantum singularity from the speed once they reach the end.

"Cow on a Hot Swiss Roof". There's a Broadway play in that! Call Andrew Lloyd Webber!