This latest Feed Dump has inspired me to search "eight hundred dollars worth of Hatsune Miku plushies stuck up his butt" in Google.
Didn't click on any of the results, but I think if enough people join me in doing this, it'll make for some amusing autocompletes when people type in "eight hundred dollars" in future generations.
Also, I wasn't terribly impressed with the Alex Reacts segment. Sorry, you LRRers. Perhaps shorter, punchier news items would work better?