Feed Dump: Penalty Calls

[danirax]

its not a hat its a helmet.....

 

[Boba Frag]

Aren't you supposed to wear some kind of textile or cloth under those helmets su you don't hurt yourself on the metal?
Why wear armour if the armour does exactly that to you what it's supposed to protect you from?

Most helmets come with leather padding built in, but you would usually wear a cloth arming cap (Or just a beanie if you don't care about being authentic) to make it fit better.

F*cking Ninja'd!! lol

Ahh... the EU court system.... That thing is broken and then some. Also hampered by excruciatingly slow process. I'm an EU citizen so I can say whatever I like about that bureaucratic morass.

But on to less axe grinding territory....

Noose!
Matt and Alex have brilliant chemistry- laughed my arse off at the ref/John MacEnroe pisstake.
Or is that how it just happens in hockey?

I think you might need an arming cap for your helmet, Graham! Or... three beenie hats should also work... (I know way too much about a spangenhelm sliding down over your eyes and rendering you blind and vulnerable!)
Loved the horns on Alex.

*rimshot*

 

[TundraWolf]

I haven't laughed this hard since Phailhaus. Bravo, sirs. Bravo.

 

[Araym]

Graham, you are correct about cornhole. I live in Ohio and for some reason it's like a state sport(I use the term loosely). I had to play it a few times for a PE class, and it is as horrible as it sounds.

 

[Fumofu]

So we all know they're never gonna run out of hats but I wonder when they'll run out of "News" puns. Great video felt a little short though but at least there's the rejected stories.

 

[PunkyMcGee]

Why isn't Matt wearing his Canucks shirt? Oh yeah, that's right. Go B's go.

But, seriously I love you guys. Keep it up.

 

[BrownGaijin]

Inital thought: ... Arthur B. Borington? [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/418/commodoreHUSTLE-06-Viral]

Second thought: Kathleen's head floating in the sky...

OT: Anywho, I love joke on France and hamsters.

 

[duchaked]

Paul's comment with the iceberg after the credits had me laughing so hard...

but man...note to self: to avoid assault charges, don't burst into someone's house and punch them in the face (with or without a weasel under my arm..)

 

[jazzdaughter]

Graham, you are correct about cornhole. I live in Ohio and for some reason it's like a state sport(I use the term loosely). I had to play it a few times for a PE class, and it is as horrible as it sounds.

Same here in Wisconsin complete with a league and everything. Surprising amount of things to remember just for chucking a bag of corn at a hole in a piece of wood.

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

No matter how hard I try, this video will not load. I've tried all the things on the help page and I've tried a different browser. Also, other videos on here work. Wtf?

Edit: Fixed it ^_^

 

[PureIrony]

I need to get my mind out of the gutter. I initially thought Titanic 2 was a ball joke, and the maiden voyage aspect was innuendo regarding premature ejaculation.

I also need to get better taste in movies.

 

[BlindChance]

but man...note to self: to avoid assault charges, don't burst into someone's house and punch them in the face (with or without a weasel under my arm..)

It's a MARTEN.

Also, great episode gang. I particularly enjoyed the innuendon'ts. A good double entendre is just so much fun. And yet not nearly so much fun as a truly, truly bad one.

 

[duchaked]

but man...note to self: to avoid assault charges, don't burst into someone's house and punch them in the face (with or without a weasel under my arm..)

It's a MARTEN.

WHOOPS

I stand corrected!

 

[Mydnyght]

Yeah. Titanic II... You use that name, you are TRULY dumb. And here's proof:

 

[Vanbael]

Isn't bad puns and innuendon'ts the reason why Matt got banned from Phail Haus?

I am actually pretty damn satisfied with this weeks Dump, especially with the hats, not the refs.

 

[KefkaCultist]

I'm in tears from laughter.

This is my new favorite show on Escapist. You've beaten Extra Credits, Doraleous and Associates, and ZP /slowclap

EDIT: Hell... you've beaten yourselves! (LRR)

 

[Pariah164]

I was expecting another year long Phailha- er, Feed Dump Timeout for Matt for his puns.

For the unaware, yes, Matt made a horrible pun on an episode of Phailhaus (episode 12) and was put on timeout. Said timeout lasted a year.

 

[Owlslayer]

This one seemed a bit low on the news side, but come on, you can't get a load of weird news every week, can ya?
Still liked it, nice episode. The first news thingy about that weasel was just so damn random...damn.

 

[BroJing]

I actually do have that hat...just saying

 

[LadyRhian]

All I could think when I heard about Cornholing was that "I am the Great Cornholio!" line from Beavis and Butthead, and thinking this was *really* dirty. "They allow that... in PUBLIC?!?!"

As for the "Titanic 2" or II, now all they have to do is reach 5 and their boat will disappear through a Wormhole to the Past, to be used as a base by Aliens fighting a war against the darkness...