That weasel/marten-story reminded me of the Even-Madder Aunt Maud from Philip Ardagh's The Eddie Dickens Trilogy.
The Even-Madder Aunt Maud has a stuffed stoat (called Malcolm). She oftens jabs people with that weasel...ehm...stoat.
Maybe that marten-swinging-guy has read these books too often.
Maybe reading is dangerous and makes people become violent and crazy.
Maybe we shouldn't read so much anymore and play more relaxing video games.
Maybe it's just me.
The Even-Madder Aunt Maud has a stuffed stoat (called Malcolm). She oftens jabs people with that weasel...ehm...stoat.
Maybe that marten-swinging-guy has read these books too often.
Maybe reading is dangerous and makes people become violent and crazy.
Maybe we shouldn't read so much anymore and play more relaxing video games.
Maybe it's just me.