You've got it backwards. I think if an individual is frequently in trouble with the law it's more likely that they are less attractive. Not that being less attractive makes you more likely to run in the law.
I've seen people who look like the avatar of syphilis, I've people who's skin and hair look like they're only held together with bile and a twisted kind of hope, and I've seen people what appear to be a series pf [a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goitre]angry vaginas[/a] growing out of their neck.
(disclaimer: Link does not contain vaginas it's a colorful figure of speech)
<3 Kathleen. I'd totally travel with all sorts of weird crap just to get caught by her ;D
Probably can't afford much meth at the moment, though. Maybe I could get caught smuggling dangerous substances if I stuff Vegemite into some reptiles and go back and forth across borders until she decides that my overly large hat is just too weird. (At least most sources of news wouldn't have... THAT hat! Hahaa!)