<3 Kathleen. I'd totally travel with all sorts of weird crap just to get caught by her ;D
Probably can't afford much meth at the moment, though. Maybe I could get caught smuggling dangerous substances if I stuff Vegemite into some reptiles and go back and forth across borders until she decides that my overly large hat is just too weird. (At least most sources of news wouldn't have... THAT hat! Hahaa!)