Feed Dump: Van Dump

willsham45

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Has anyone actually watched titanic 2? Holly hell if you have not you need to its the best, So good those scares are not going away any time soon
 

SachielOne

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The fun thing about moose is that, depending on the species, a bull moose can weigh as much as the car you are driving when you hit it. Factor in their height, and that basically means that you are knocking its legs out from under it and sending its entire mass into the windshield. This usually results in the immediate death of anyone in the front seat.

And god help you if your seat belt is unbuckled at the time of impact, as hitting a 3 quarter ton wall of flesh at 60 mph tends to give you an immediate and final lesson in how inertia works.

Moose. Serious business.
 

dmcc85

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so you guys really hit a moose?
in the last scene... the person on the backseat was not present.
did he/she get striked out with matt as well?

i hope you guys are all okay.
hitting a moose can be really ... life-threatening...
for both : the people in the car, AND the moose.
 

Dooly95

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So, I guess this means the Bee team takes over LRR?

While cutting away from time to time to see the adventures of Matt and Paul trying to hunt the moose that killed the others?

(only joking)
 

dmcc85

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Mullahgrrl said:
Who hunts moose with a shotgun?
this ain't no hunt.
this is revenge / vengance ...

besides : you can use several "alternative shotgun ammunitions" and i bett there is one especially made for shooting moose ;) ¿?
 

BoredRolePlayer

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Hearing Titanic II:Electric Boogaloo made my freaking day, also I can't wait to see you guys in NC on September. :D
 

Don Reba

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Designers of the new Titanic better make sure all doors have enough buoyancy to support two people.
 

DJShire

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Sense? What is this "sense" you speak of?

Like this captcha of "hobby-horse", that makes no sense.
 

Proverbial Jon

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We need more Van Dump. I can see this being a thing.

And yeah... there kinda was a Titanic 2 already. You know, another one besides the Asylum movie that everyone has been linking. As you would expect it's full of historical and scientific inaccuracies and is, by its very nature, utter bullshit.

Don Reba said:
Designers of the new Titanic better make sure all doors have enough buoyancy to support two people.
Lol. They'll be fine, so long as they "never let go."
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Gah, I so very badly wanted to go and meet you guys there. Oh well.

Wait, EVERYONE'S DEAD!

NO MORE NAME GAME! D:

No more Graham...

...

I knew Alberta was dangerous.
 

redisforever

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Eric the Orange said:
unacomn said:
But, but, what happened to the moose?
Have you ever seen a moose, those things are huge. Probably just shrugged off the the van.
Hell, probably didn't even notice. They're pretty much furry AT-AT's.

OT: Yes. This episode was awesome.
 

BrotherRool

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That was a darker way to end a Feed Dump than I could ever have imagined

Titanic II: It Was a Moose
 

newdarkcloud

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Thunderous Cacophony said:
newdarkcloud said:
I really liked this episode of Feed Dump. Glad I didn't moose out.
You and DVS BSTrD need to be careful, or someone is going to hit you with a moose.
I think if someone threw a one at me, I'd have the time to moose.
 

The Random One

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That was the cutest ka-plah! I've ever seen. Not intimidating indeed.

I was looking for a camember cheese wheel on the final credits gag.
 

Sansha

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Why the hell did 'Matt Wiggins: Moose Killer' have porn music?