Feed Dump: Your Porn Isn't Canadian Enough

[Jandau]

Holy shit, a Gully Dwarf reference! Haven't heard that one in a while. I simultaneously feel happy to hear it and sad because it makes me feel old...

 

[Remus]

So if it's 2 blondes from the states with 1 Canadian guy, would it not pass the rule because it's only 33.3333% Canadian content? And if so, would including a bottle of real maple syrup make up the difference? These are the things I must know!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I love it when Tally is on feed dump, it's always a delight.

 

[TheArchbishopJubilee]

???? Am I missing something? You guys know it is still Winter, yes? Are the seasons different in Canada?

 

[Ohlookit'sMatty]

I think we all learned some wonderful things from this video // Mostly about Tally but some other things too

I think we need to have her back on again sometime soon // Also, more stories about us Irish!

-M

 

[Don Reba]

???? Am I missing something? You guys know it is still Winter, yes? Are the seasons different in Canada?

Depends on whether you consider winter as lasting over the three coldest months or from winter solstice to the following equinox. Canada usually uses the latter definition, but the former is common in other parts of the hemisphere.

 

[Shinsei-J]

Ok, round of applause because this one was out of the park.
Best stories, best reactions, jesus, I can't stop laughing.
I freaking love you guys.

 

[Elijah Newton]

Sorry Tali, I have to do this
This Spring The Producers of Feed Dump present A ForniCanadian producion;
Tali Me Bannanna.

*chuckle*

Also - no mention of poutain? As a [n alleged] foodstuff doesn't it have double entendre action? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poutain

 

[IndomitableSam]

So, it's already spring in BC? Guess I should really start thinkink about moving there. The view from my window right now is basically what you get when you open a new paint document... damn snow. Also, how do you get dehydrated in a storm drain ? And I bet those Celtic psychics didn't have the proper government training.

I'm moving out to Vancouver Island in a few months. Can't wait. Currently on the prairies. While spring is definitely here.. spring here means it's only -10 and not -50...which it was less than 2 weeks ago. Its funny when people in BC complain bout weather. I was there in February and was in my shirtsleeves most of the time.

Edit: To be a bit more on topic... Do they even make Canadian porn? Professional Canadian porn? ... .... I'm at work so please don't answer that with examples.

 

[PrimePowerOn]

As an American responding to the very accusatory title of this video:

No, YOUR porn isn't Canadian enough.

Get your facts straight, Feed Dump. (Shouldn't you be apologizing?)

 

[Something Amyss]

Giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "Oh! Canada!"

...Seriously, how did we make it to 30 replies without that as a joke?

Also, I see no Mountie jokes and am disappoint.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Blegh, fuck the CRTC. They're the main reason that we don't get a lot of shows from other countries. Although it does put us in a weird position where we get an abnormal amount of anime shows on YTV give that a ton of dubbing happens in Vancouver.

 

[Cpt. Slow]

Well, I heard that they wanted to create a separate daytime event called: 'Canadian cooking: 69 fascinating aspects of Poutine' but then CRTC said that they didn't want to overload it. And eventually become the Canadian alternative to Fox news.

 

[DirgeNovak]

Silly Cam. That's a Quebec City accent, not Montreal.

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

Holy shit, a Gully Dwarf reference! Haven't heard that one in a while. I simultaneously feel happy to hear it and sad because it makes me feel old...

Join the club. I got that reference as well.

...and now because of all the D&D references in relation to the storm drain story... *goes off to play D20 Modern*

 

[shadowxvii]

Giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "Oh! Canada!"

Makes me think that they totally forgot to make it a "Lol Canada" segment.

 

[Something Amyss]

Giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "Oh! Canada!"

Makes me think that they totally forgot to make it a "Lol Canada" segment.

Paul wasn't around, so it wouldn't be the same.

 

[ojii]

I really do want to watch some Canadian "content" right now, and even if it's just so I know what the frack "Canadian Porn" is...

 

[aegis7]

There's *gay* Canadian content/Canadian Porn. Good stuff! I recommend Canadian content!

 

[Impluse_101]

*Climbs into my bed and cries since I live in Oklahoma and they made fun of it* ;~;...
But
Honestly, people can be that dumb.