Feed Dump: Your Porn Isn't Canadian Enough

[Graham_LRR]

Your Porn Isn't Canadian Enough

Look, Canada is cold, don't judge us on what we have to do to stay warm.

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[Tireseas_v1legacy]

So, does it have to be Canadian produced or would enough Canadian elements sufficiently meet guidelines?

Or maybe just include one Canadian for each threesome with one of the other characters making a reference to the beaver? Is "Canadian Summer Girlfriends" taken as a title?

I mean, if we're going to do this, let's do this. Lord knows we have a surplus of pervs and people willing to take of their clothes for money...

 

[shadowxvii]

So, it's already spring in BC? Guess I should really start thinkink about moving there. The view from my window right now is basically what you get when you open a new paint document... damn snow. Also, how do you get dehydrated in a storm drain ? And I bet those Celtic psychics didn't have the proper government training.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

So, does it have to be Canadian produced or would enough Canadian elements sufficiently meet guidelines?

Or maybe just include one Canadian for each threesome with one of the other characters making a reference to the beaver? Is "Canadian Summer Girlfriends" taken as a title?

I mean, if we're going to do this, let's do this. Lord knows we have a surplus of pervs and people willing to take of their clothes for money...

CanCon laws are weird... like super weird... I believe it has to be produced in Canada but sometimes not even that's enough to actually get a proper CanCon label...

For example... Canadian Indie Band "Arcade Fire" wasn't deemed popular enough to count as Canadian Content on the radio until they'd made it big in the US and Britain...

They probably just need to get some Paul Gross/Celine Dion imitator/Parody porn going... that'd probably do the trick

 

[cokeordie]

Another porn channel falls by the wayside because it didn't show enough beavers.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It's not even bad here guys. We should all go on a roadtrip to Saskatoon sometime.

Also nobody brought up Mosquitoes for worst thing about spring. BC PEOPLE CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE! XD

Unforeseen losses

That was great.

Oh and the CRTC. That's grand. Well, now that we know there is demand...

 

[ewhac]

As a programmer of graphics device drivers, "CRTC" means something completely different to me.

As for fulfilling the mandatory Canadian content requirements:

[Great White North] was conceived when SCTV moved to the CBC television network. Due to the difference in the amount of time allocated for commercials, each episode to be broadcast on that network was two minutes longer than those syndicated to the United States. The CBC network heads asked the show's producers to add specifically and identifiably Canadian content for those two minutes. Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas thought that this was a ridiculous request, since the show had been taped in Canada, with a mostly Canadian cast and crew, for two years. The request inspired them to create a parody that would incorporate every aspect of the humorous stereotype of Canadians.

 

[Kitanin]

So, does it have to be Canadian produced or would enough Canadian elements sufficiently meet guidelines?

Or maybe just include one Canadian for each threesome with one of the other characters making a reference to the beaver? Is "Canadian Summer Girlfriends" taken as a title?

I mean, if we're going to do this, let's do this. Lord knows we have a surplus of pervs and people willing to take of their clothes for money...

CanCon laws are weird... like super weird... I believe it has to be produced in Canada but sometimes not even that's enough to actually get a proper CanCon label...

I know in the case of music, it's based on at least two of the Music composer, Artist, Performance, and Lyric writer being Canadian. (That's what the little "MAPL" circle thing on Canadian albums is about.)

And, until 1991, a category had to be 100% Canadian, so a Canadian singing songs co-written by that Canadian and an Englishman and recorded in England didn't qualify because only the artist was Canadian. Eventually, the complaints were loud enough to wake up the neighbours, and the rules for Music and Lyrics got changed to "at least 50%".

 

[Zipa]

I am so pleased that I am not the only person who hates Spring. As for the Canadian porn thing I just knew it was going to end up in feed dump when I saw it on Reddit a few days ago.

 

[Weaver]

If any females want to help fill the quota with me, let me know.
It's our civic duty, after all.

 

[tdylan]

If any females want to help fill the quota with me, let me know.
It's our civic duty, after all.

I'll fill YOUR quota.

OT: Why on earth have I never viewed an episode of the feed dump before now? Oh yeah, because none of them had "porn" in the title.

 

[Don Reba]

Man, Tally sure makes a strong case for that Canadian content.

 

[OManoghue]

I'm from Montreal and I have sadly missed the term "jouale". However, I am anglo, which is just fucking ballin' these days.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Sadly Graham couldn't be there since the theme was "things we hate about spring". He's out there appreciating the /balls/ off of this season!

 

[Weaver]

If any females want to help fill the quota with me, let me know.
It's our civic duty, after all.

I'll fill YOUR quota.

Look, I'll fill as many quotas as I have to if it's for the good of my country!

 

[SilverStuddedSquirre]

Sorry Tali, I have to do this
This Spring The Producers of Feed Dump present A ForniCanadian producion;


Tali Me Bannanna.




Cum Mista Tally Man...

(( we only Roast the ones we Love))

PS the BOLVE Media code to create this as I write it is "Worth Overdoing" XD