Femme Armor Sacrifices Safety for Sex Appeal

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Therumancer said:
It's important to understand that through most of history women were second class citizens at best for a number of reasons. It's not just a lack of physical strength but also relative vulnerability compared to men. See, women have these things called "breasts" which are very sensitive. A girl gets slammed in that area, and the closest analogy for you gentlemen would be to getting kicked in the nuts.... and the size of the breasts in question doesn't paticularly matter here.
No, it's not. I am a girl and if getting hit in the chest hurt as bad as getting hit in the nuts then there would be no girls doing PHYSICAL SPORTS AT ALL. Much less playing Soccer or Rugby or doing Martial Arts. (I got a third degree black belt). Except they do and sometimes they do it without protective gear. Hell if it hurt so bad, it'd be hell every time you fell flat on your face or ran into a wall. In fact, I can sit here slamming my breasts and it doesn't hurt, well not any more than it would on other parts of my body, why? Because the nerve endings in the nipple are not as sensitive as the nerve endings down below.

Women were treated as second class citizens for many reasons, a lot of them having to do with having breasts, bearing children, and the propagation of the species, culture, and way of life. It has nothing to do with breasts being as sensitive as a man's nuts. If you're looking for a more appropriate comparison, the clitoris is extremely sensitive. Hit a woman there and you'll get generally the same reaction as you would from kneeing a guy in the groin.

Seriously. Subjugation of women is based around sexual pleasure and babies not on them being naturally bad at fighting or their breasts being an inhibitor to their ability to fight. Think about it a little harder next time.
 

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The level of debate over different types of armour here is quite impressive...

Firehound said:
Tharwen said:
John Funk said:
Samus Aran is kind of a nerd sex symbol, and she wears a full suit of power armor! Usually, anyways.
Not on DeviantArt...

We don't go there any more.
Just like ravenholm?
Exactly like Ravenholm.
 

SilentHunter7

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People are making too big of a deal about this. Yeah, it's stupid, but so is half the crap in any fantasy setting when you think about it. The only job any outfit has in a video game (or TV or movie) setting is to look good. If it does that, the art team did its job.

Also, stop acting like this is an exclusively female 'problem.'

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While there are plenty of fantasy worlds (even some high fantasy, which is the worst offender) that have plenty of practical armor, the whole skimpy think is a really noticeable cliche and so make it ripe for parody haha!

SilentHunter7 said:
Also, stop acting like this is an exclusively female 'problem.'

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Well in Conan, he is part of a barbaric society that favor bravery and strength than actually strategic thinking and 300 is loosely based off a real battle from an era where even being completely naked was the norm.
 

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Sky is blue, grass is green, fantasy artists need girlfriends because every girl they make is basically naked. Not really news.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Lissa-QUON said:
Meaning women who were going out into the fray would actually want to cover their breasts up instead of leave them hanging out?
Yeah, but it's actually quite difficult to cover up the breasts - equally with some guy's bellys. Even with modern kevlar, it's quite a bang on the boob if it takes a rubber bullet or something.

Either we go with the realistic version; in which there's ONE set of armour that sort of protects - and women can only get in if they're hiding as males.

Or we go with the fantastic option, where boobs are like teflon, guys arms have melons on them, and fireballs don't break every single law of physics.

Fantasy in general is based on unrealistic interpretations taken to dreamlike lengths; so while you will have tiny metal rings around your nipples, you also won't have any cellulite, black eyes or back pain. Rough with the smooth, so to speak.

Think about what we're going to have to do with only a loin-cloth...especially the smell...
Boobs smoosh. They can be bound - true you might argue that thats "hiding as males" but still possible to fit them in armor. Unless they are insanely endowed - then you might have some issues but still possible. Even women who aren't trying to pass as male tend to bind or restrain breasts for comfort when they are doing athletic activities.
 

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Stabby Joe said:
Well in Conan, he is part of a barbaric society that favor bravery and strength than actually strategic thinking and 300 is loosely based off a real battle from an era where even being completely naked was the norm.
Er, actual hoplites were heavily armoured. That's where the word "hoplite" comes from.

I thought Conan came from a society where armour hadn't been developed for some reason, rather than a conscious choice not to wear it.

In any case, yes, settings in which nobody tends to wear armour does not excuse settings where women wear ridiculous skimpy armour which is supposedly as good as much more serious armour worn by men.
 

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Not sure is the WoW analogy is really accurate, have you seen most of the gear? Sure, some is like that, but you can see some guys chests as well, all of the current gear makes you look like a massive slab of rock.
 
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Lissa-QUON said:
Boobs smoosh. They can be bound - true you might argue that thats "hiding as males" but still possible to fit them in armor. Unless they are insanely endowed - then you might have some issues but still possible. Even women who aren't trying to pass as male tend to bind or restrain breasts for comfort when they are doing athletic activities.
You'd probably need a beard too...
And a deep voice.
 

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thaluikhain said:
Er, actual hoplites were heavily armoured. That's where the word "hoplite" comes from.
Well actually I'm more referring to the earlier periods, although what we're noting may be later. However the nudist depictions goes far FAR back into history and is not a modern culture quip like the female fantasy armor.

thaluikhain said:
I thought Conan came from a society where armour hadn't been developed for some reason, rather than a conscious choice not to wear it.
Exactly, barbaric.

thaluikhain said:
In any case, yes, settings in which nobody tends to wear armour does not excuse settings where women wear ridiculous skimpy armour which is supposedly as good as much more serious armour worn by men.
Yes. And another difference between the next to no close with women and men is with men its to show off how strong or "bad ass" they are where as for women it's purely for titillation.
 

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Stabby Joe said:
thaluikhain said:
Er, actual hoplites were heavily armoured. That's where the word "hoplite" comes from.
Well actually I'm more referring to the earlier periods, although what we're noting may be later. However the nudist depictions goes far FAR back into history and is not a modern culture quip like the female fantasy armor.
I'm not sure if that ever really was the case in reality, though like you say, it was big as a cultural thing.

Actually, you might argue it'd make more sense for the Persians to be naked. Greek infantry was based around the heavily armoured phalanx (with lightly armoured auxillaries), whereas (much) of the Persian force was lightly armoured and mobile cavalry and infantry.

Stabby Joe said:
Yes. And another difference between the next to no close with women and men is with men its to show off how strong or "bad ass" they are where as for women it's purely for titillation.
That's very true. You have "heroic naked" men, as opposed to "sexy naked" women. Or worse, "victim naked" women.
 

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I usually like College Humour, but that just sucked. Bad acting all round.

It might have been ineteresting if they actually tried something different by having a blacksmith trying to convince a warrior girl to wear MORE armour, but struggling because she's so used to the skimpy outfit stereotype that she can't see how suicidal it is.
 

Therumancer

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Sean Deli said:
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Just realised 3 people pointed out exactly the same already.

Oh, I found a better post to qoute and comment on!

Therumancer said:
there actually are nerds who try and treat this as a serious issue, largely because they feel that by speaking against fantasy artwork it will make them more appealing to women.
No, there are also people who attack fantasy armor because they are, you know, history majors and they know what armor women used to fight in really! It was simple male armor. The way 14-15 century plate armor for males was built, it had more than enough room for breasts of almost any size.

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I've received several responses, but they all come down to the same basic thing.

Historically women didn't fight, sure there are a handfull of exceptions, but by and large they just didn't do it in the ancient world. There is no "well women used this on the battlefield on a large scale" because women didn't fight on a large scale. Even the individual exceptions are few and far between.

As far as breasts and how they work, and how "well women are discriminated against because men are pigs who want to use them for pleasure! not due to a lack of physical abillity", all I can say is that there are reasons why even today they segregate competitions. While it might make for entertaining fiction, in general you don't have things like cross gender martial arts tournaments or professional sporting events for a reason.

Also, trying to misrepresent what I'm saying (as some ladies seem to have done) doesn't do the case justice. It might not be a popular point that an impact through a breastplate is going to hurt women far more than men, but it remains true. That doesn't mean that this makes women general invalids or anything of the sort, but it does mean they aren't going to go running into hand to hand combat on a medieval battlefield... and they generally didn't. Of course this is only one of several reasons why this didn't happen. It's also a big part of why you don't have women competing directly against men in sports.

Now I do get it, fantasy art has been a popular target for years, and a lot of people like to look at it and go "lawl, ridiculous sexism" for a lot of reasons, most of which are incorrect and unfair. Yes the artwork *DOES* exist to be sexy, but then again women (and peope in general) tend to want to look good anyway. You'll find this doesn't generally change no matter who is doing the artwork or who it's directed at.

Of course one of the reasons why I make points like this, is that you increasingly see a lot of girls who buy into the politically correct hype and think they can fight men. Over many years of experience I have come to the conclusion that this is an increasingly dangerous trend with women tending to forget how vulnerable they are. While a girl can beat a guy if she's in massively better shape than he is (ie a serious athlete against a weakling), has vastly superior training, or actually outweights/masses her opponent, such situations are incredibly rare. I've seen the results when some girl who "has a black belt and can take care of herself" winds up getting raped in a parking lot or stairwell because she figured she could fight the guy who came after her. I worked casino security for years, and I'll be brutally blunt in saying that I think women need to be educated to back down, and run away, learning just as much self defense as they need to maybe break a hold. Real life is not an action movie or fantasy novel. Exceptions occur, but in general all the political correctness in the world doesn't amount to a hill of beans when a lady runs into some dude looking to exploit her in solitude, and trying to do karate on some dude who outmasses her by 50 pounds or more is usually just going to piss the guy off. Then someone like me gets to write a report, and we wound up with extra security patrols on the emegency stairwells and such for a while until someone in authority inevitably decides again that it's a waste of manpower (which is an entirely differant discussion)...

At any rate, the same basic thing applies to why you didn't have women picking up broadswords and leaping into battles through most of history, in terms of physical abillity, anatomy, etc... women just aren't as suited for that kind of thing as guys are. Perhaps that's sexist to many, but it is the way things are. The rare exceptions cannot be turned into the rule.