Fictional profanities you use.

[LitleWaffle]

Aside from occasionally saying rats(yes this is a swear in a series of books I read), I mainly just replace any curse with bullocks.

"What the bullocks are you talking about?"
"Where the bullocks is my slinky?"
"BULLOCKS!"

And then on.

 

[ezeroast]

I use the word "bargearse" instead of bugger or bastard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMmkJvUPsfE&feature=related

 

[Enemy Of The State]

I heard somewhere that 'Custard' is the worst swear word...

Let's see if you can work out why

That's not from one of Jeremy Clarkson's columns, is it?

Yeah, I think it was.

 

[CroutonsOfDeath]

This isn't really a profanity so much as just a basic declaration of frustration, but I like to shout "ARGLEKABARGLE!" Now of course I can't rightly remember what character and what context, but I took it from Stephen King's novel "The Tommyknockers."

I also speak fluent Nadsat (You get a cookie if you know what this is from the very second you read the name.) and so some insults (Only one is really a profanity though.) I like come from it, such as:

Bratchny (Bastard)
nadmenny shoot (Arrogant fool)
Gloopy droog (Stupid friend)

 

[Latinidiot]

I use frak, frell, gor-ram...
but I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Belgium yet.
Is it just too offensive?

Hold your tongue, foul Cr*quet lover!

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

D'arvit (Artemis Fowl books)
Swit, n'wah (Morrowind )

 

[Josdeb]

I like D'Arvit from Artemis Fowl, but I tend to use in inwardly (in my head) so that I don't offend my fairy friends

 

[Flux07]

Feck and Smeg. ;D

 

[Booze Zombie]

Palm-fucker... I don't know if it's "fictional" or (un)"creative", but I use it.

 

[Coranico]

Shisno- As in, "You are a dirty, dirty shinso."

Cookie Jar for anyone who gets the reference.

 

[Antitonic]

Shisno- As in, "You are a dirty, dirty shinso."

Cookie Jar for anyone who gets the reference.

[b]KNOCK-KNOCK, CHURCH.[/b]

And yes, "Custard" was mentioned in one of Jeremy Clarkson's Sunday Times' columns. Trust me - I have all the books!

Nothing wrong with that. So do I!

 

[Engarde]

Shakeshpearian is always amusing. Adds life to my otherwise boring world of standard curses. The prime one being your mother. I wish people would grow out of that.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

I don't use "fictional" profanity. I stick to the good timeless shits and cocks.

 

[Coranico]

Shisno- As in, "You are a dirty, dirty shinso."

Cookie Jar for anyone who gets the reference.

[b]KNOCK-KNOCK, CHURCH.[/b]

Which flavour of cookie would you prefer good sir?

I thank roosterteeth for teaching me most of what i know about the world.

They also provided me with, "BLARG," perfect for any situation.

 

[videogamejunkie77]

Bosh'tet gotta love tali!

 

[Antitonic]

Shisno- As in, "You are a dirty, dirty shinso."

Cookie Jar for anyone who gets the reference.

[b]KNOCK-KNOCK, CHURCH.[/b]

Which flavour of cookie would you prefer good sir?

Ooh... Vanilla?

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S BORING!

EDIT: I realised I haven't properly contributed to the topic at hand. I'll add one to the "Smeg" vote.

 

[Sproingy]

Frak! Frell! Dren! Smeg! Goit! Gimboid! Gorram! ...and Belgium...

 

[Badong]

Feth

That's when I noticed I've been reading Gaunt's Ghosts too much recently.

 

[Griphphin]

I occasionally use 'Dirty Shizno(sp?)' from RvB when with people who will get the reference and get a lil bit of nostalgia.

 

[CK76]

Shiny. As in "Shiny, let's be bad guys".