Fictional profanities you use.

[Neuromaster]

People that use fictional profanities should be shot, no exceptions.

Hey look, it's the no-fun fairy.

If I leave a crushed dream under my pillow will you give me a dollar?

 

[Vrex360]

Smeg.

I know it's from Red Dwarf but it is still fictitious regardless. Thing is I used to get very angry but be around kids a lot back when my parents hung around with people who had young kids, as a result I had to learn to control my swearing urges. As a result, I started yelling 'Smeg' which isn't a swearword but is the future equivalent of one.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

I just came in here hoping to mention my newly discovered words of Gak and Feth, only to discover I've been ninja'd about ten times.

Gak you you frelling dirty shisno gosa quendo fething smegheads!!

 

[Amyler]

"Blood and bloody ashes" From the Wheel of Time is one I'm a fan of. I also sometimes call people "Forsaken of the light" for giggles. Mostly though, when I'm insulting people I just out-word them, it's more fun.

 

[neoontime]

I used fatch and googen, I forgot what they mean.

 

[OneBig Man]

I call people dirty worms. does that count?

 

[MisterM2402]

"FOUND you, taffer!"

Thief series.

 

[Taddy]

I have recently started tosay Chantry instead of church sometimes. think I need to lay of the dragonage for a while.

Don't worry, I started calling God "The Maker" for a good while afterwards. Sure, people have used that turn on him before, but mine was strictly because of DragonAge.

Dragon Age seems to do that. I said "Maker's Breath!" in shock during a conversation with a friend once, he looked at me as if i just told him i murdered his cat and wore it's skin as face-mask.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Spoony, as in 'you spoony bastard' Or spoon-ass, for the times I encounter a huge douche.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Err... fucknugget?
I was sure that I was the one who made it up, and then I saw an AVGN video and the goddamn nerd used it. Needless to say, I wasn't amused.

 

[F-I-D-O]

Firefek
Sheb
A multitude of other mandolarion/huttese swear words from the Republic Commando Game/series.

 

[Kielgasten]

Gorram, and Smeg turns up regularly.

Emperors Blood/Bones/Oath etc. when I am feeling extra nerdy.

And Shiny, although that is not really a curse word.

 

[GrimmjowPantera]

Zarking Zarquon

 

[Kritical Mass]

After seeing Human Centipede, me and my friends started using either "you're B" or "you get middle"

 

[Marter]

I don't use any, probably because I don't know any. At least, I didn't before I read through this thread. *evil laugh*

 

[mishagale]

Oh BELGIUM!

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

I call people who r pissing me off 'Zergs' X33

 

[Valeriannnn]

You shouldn't listen to those gorram bosh'tets.