Fictional profanities you use.

[GuNyU]

effing blowjob, not otiginal i know. but i like the confused faces of poeple when i say the word....

YOU F****** BLOW JOB!

 

[the protaginist]

Well, some of my Christian friends tend to get a little mad at me when I say "Goddamn" so to subvert the problem I just replace the "god" with a Deity from Dungeons and Dragons. I find Kord works best for this, as "Tiamatdamn" doesn't just roll off the tounge.

 

[VegetaPrinceofSaiyans]

Holy Shit on a Shit sandwich!
Damn you Yugioh the Abridged series and your awesomeness XD

 

[ArcWinter]

Well, I just say sounds. But I say them angrily. I use some sounds a lot, such as (phonetically speaking) "sei-toh-kha". It doesn't mean anything yet.

Also, as an insult, I call people "Terrence". I just don't like that name.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

I have used frak on more than one occasion.

 

[Mydnyght]

I must be the only person in the world who'll use "VUCK".

 

[CrashBang]

For me it's variations on the word frak from Battlestar Galactica.

Same here. My mate and I both use it when talking to each other. I love BSG so much I'm getting Kara/Anders' wing tattoo on my leg

 

[Vkmies]

"DROKK"

Judge Dredd

 

[Misterian]

I may have sometimes used 'Bosh'tet', I think that's how it's spelled.

It's a form of swearing from a Mass Effect race called the Quarians

 

[FrankatronX]

"Ye Gods!" Sam Vimes. Discworld series!

 

[Stone Wera]

Jingle my canary, poindexter!

 

[thenumberthirteen]

"Terra's guiding Light" I used that one the other day.

 

[Dfskelleton]

"Schnoopers!"
It's not from anything, I just say it sometimes. However, I more commonly yell "Buttsack!" in anger, I'm not sure if that counts as made up or not.

 

[rescuer86]

"Gorramit!" when something goes wrong.
"Everything's shiny" when things are going well.
(High five for the reference)
"By Odin's beard!" just to mix things up.
And, since I used to work in the oil and gas industry, I use oilfield terms to talk about sex. Cause, a lot of them are dirty. Like "Sorry I'm late lads. Had a tight hole inspection to take care of."

 

[Crash 9000]

"Gay".
I say that like, a bjillion times a day. A creeper blows up my castle on Minecraft? "Gay!".
I stub my toe? "Gay!".
I dislike how my hair looks today? "It's gay!".

 

[Skorpyo]

From time to time, I'll mutter "B'veck" when no one else is there to out me as an Elder Scroll's nerd.

 

[rescuer86]

I dislike how my hair looks today? "It's gay!".

Isn't that a good thing? I mean, those guys know how to dress and do hair. Ya gotta give them that.

 

[DocBalance]

I use sillyface. If you know where that's from, I will hug you with extreme prejudice.

 

[Queen Michael]

This thread has made me decide to start saying D'Arvit. I also use the term "Vilda vaniljmunkar!" from Donald Duck comics in Swedish.

 

[el sparko]

Gosa; I'll let someone else say where it's from.

I'm taking a Mandarin course purely so I can learn to curse in it