Fighting History

[Shamgarr]

If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be and why?

I think I'd fight Harriet Tudman, for reasons that are my own.

 

[Pandalisk]

why make a thread about this and then not tell us your reason? come on man thats cold

I have aquired a sence of addiction to GI JOE recently, so Cobra Commander.. yes he was real!.

that or fight in a tag team match with Gengais Khan against Atilla the Hun and Hitler, Because the after party would be awesome

 

[j0z]

I would want to fight Hilter.

Hitler: *unitelligible german ranting*
Me: F*** you. *pulls out shotgun*
*shoots him in the face*

Ah, sounds good to me.

 

[Harold Donchee]

Probably Hitler. Id be remembered for all time as the guy that killed him. If I could beat his robot body and chain guns that is..

 

[New Troll]

Adam. Then it would just be Eve and I in Eden.

 

[MisterMojo]

Must.... resist... urge to spout off a Fight Club line...

But in all honesty, I think I'd fight Andrew Jackson. No real reason, he just looked like he could scrap.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Gandhi it was my answer when asked would I rather fight Gandhi or Jesus as a joke.Small disclaimer it was a joke, nothing meant in seriousness incase someone takes offence to fighting Jesus/Gandhi[/spoiler]

 

[Ibanez887]

I would probably want to fight General Robert E. Lee or General Ulysses S. Grant
They sound like hella good fighters

 

[APPCRASH]

I already did this. Ever heard of that Philistine guy named Goliath? Kicked his ass. They made me king and put me in some book.

 

[sms_117b]

Lu Bu, then I'd like to learn from him.

 

[TheLastCylon]

If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be and why?

I think I'd fight Harriet Tudman, for reasons that are my own.

Harriet Tubman?

Anyway, probably Caligula. He seems like a fun person to just whale on.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Ghandi, or Jesus, or Mother Theresa just for the shock factor,

 

[wewontdie11]

If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be and why?

I think I'd fight Harriet Tudman, for reasons that are my own.

who is harriet "tudman"?

Also, I'd fight Ronald Regan, Ummmerika.

You wouldn't stand a chance!

REGAN SMASH! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzx7VEH9YUM]

I'd fight Bruce Lee. Just to say I got my ass kicked by Bruce Lee.

 

[Mr. Doe]

Id want to fight either Ragnar Lodbrok or Teddy Roosevelt.

 

[clicketycrack]

David Hasselhof. Fuck that guy.

 

[ZeroMachine]

If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be and why?

I think I'd fight Harriet Tudman, for reasons that are my own.

Harriet Tubman?

Anyway, probably Caligula. He seems like a fun person to just whale on.

This begs to differ:

http://games.adultswim.com/viva-caligula-adventure-online-game.html

I'd have to say... George Washington. That way I could claim I was the reason he had wooden teeth, and then chat with him about starting a country.

 

[TheZapper]

David Hasselhof. Fuck that guy.

Since when was Hasselhof a historical figure?

 

[Omikron009]

A T-Rex. I would disable him with multiple karate kicks to the face, then domesticate him and bring him back to our time to be my mount and conversation piece. I would name him T-ROCKS! Or does that not count as a historical figure?

 

[clicketycrack]

David Hasselhof. Fuck that guy.

Since when was Hasselhof a historical figure?

When he invaded Poland. Duh.

 

[Aulleas123]

I have a couple people who I would fight:
- Maximilien Robespierre (for a warm-up/punching bag match)
- Caligula
- Hitler and Stalin (yes, I would be willing to do a handicap match and fight them both)
- John Wilkes Booth (prior to him killing Lincoln, in fact I'd make a wager with him that if I won then he'd shirk his plans to kill Lincoln and if I lost... I'd cheat and kill the mother fucker)