Fighting History

[ArcWinter]

A swordfight, dualwielding wakizashis at 6:00 in the afternoon on August 2nd, with me and General William Tecumseh Sherman.

I would do this simply because he had a beard, and supposedly drank a lot.

 

[Micklet]

Dan Donnelly, I wouldnt stand a chance....

 

[Hybridwolf]

Lincoln, Washington, Churchhill, Hell any important leader who made a dramatic change, just to see what would happen in the future.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Ghandi.

/pointless movie reference N# 15693

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Ghandi.

/pointless movie reference N# 15693

Damn , you stole my fight club reference.
I'd probably fight the guy who invented fire, because why [i/]not[/i].

 

[pantallica95]

I would fight Hitler, and if i win, strike him squarely, and repeatedly in the balls so that no one would have to bear the shame of being related to him or any of his spawn.

Or Lee Harvey Oswald. Who knows what kind of magical things could have happened in a world where that assasination attempt was thwarted and JFK got to serve (most likely) two terms in office.

 

[Shamgarr]

I also think I might fight Helen Keller, because though she's a little on the handicapped side, could probably put up a pretty good fight.

 

[esperandote]

Napoloen Bonaparte, bare hand fighting.

 

[AkJay]

I'd fight Gandhi, seeing as this whole thread is one big Fight Club reference.

 

[0thello]

The first European Slave Traders.

 

[Dioxide20]

Probably Hitler. Id be remembered for all time as the guy that killed him. If I could beat his robot body and chain guns that is..

HAHA!!! Wolfenstein references, good stuff.

 

[Xojins]

George W. Bush. Oh wait, I guess he's not a historical figure and never will be. I still want to fight him though.

 

[Gerazzi]

The first European Slave Traders.

This, Napoleon, Hitler, and Muhammad Ali.
well, of course I'd lose in that last one, but it'd just be awesome to fight Muhammad Ali.

And possibly Chuck Norris.

That is all.

 

[rainman2203]

Napoleon for sure. Not only is he French, but I'd stand a pretty good chance at actually kicking his ass, as opposed to many other historical figures.

 

[AvsJoe]

Probably William Howard Taft, 27th president of the United States. I'd want to fight him solely because he was a US president and he weighed over 300 pounds. Keep in mind this was a century ago, back when the average American had an average build.

 

[historybuff]

Nero!

Cause he's crazy!

 

[Florion]

Nero!

Cause he's crazy!

Second! And apparently he was a crappy poet; this is unforgivable.

[small]that and he's probably the only guy wimpy enough for me to take down. >_>[/small]

 

[A Weary Exile]

Try this one on for size: Violette Szabo. No?

The chick who's life Velvet Assassin is based on. So that steaming pile of manure never gets made.

 

[dark-amon]

Myamoto Musashi, by many considered the greatest samurai ever lived. I would most likely be pierced on his katana all the way up my ass, but I really wish to see how the legend actually fought his battles.

 

[0thello]

The first European Slave Traders.

Feeling you can take on hundreds of armed fully grown men eh? (All the other slave traders are bang up guys) Goodluck to you.

I choose Henry the 8th

Of course it's not like these guys were making the big strides at first. Mostly picking off stragglers in small outskirt villages with the help of local warlords and or thug-merchants. A bit of organization and it'll be an easy fight.

Plus it'll be fun to see whose great x-amount grandaddy I'm kicking in the nuts. I bet a lot of the users on this very site will be born bouncing.