Films that you regret watching

[Pink Gregory]

I 'unno, it can be amusing to see how ridiculously convoluted the Saw movies get; the first one was genuinely unnerving, before all that torture porn shite started, although there is amusement to be had at the piped-in 'splat' sound that's the equivalent of the Wilhelm scream.

 

[JamesStone]

Men who kill Lambs with their look, or whatever the fuck that was called. It was confusing, boring, idiotically preachy and completely insane, not in a good way. That piece of shit took hours away from my life.

 

[JamesStone]

Once again the Escapist crowd has proven to be a silly bunch of complainers.

Napolean Dyanmite- Love this movie, and it's also great for sussing out those who lack a sense of humor and or a tad of life experience

Tideland- To whomever called Tideland an indy piece of trash try wikipediaing Terry Gilliam

Funny People- If all you saw was a bad comedy you weren't watching the movie, it's a look at comedians and where they draw their humour from.

Troll 2- It's called the worst movie ever made for a reason, check out some history behind it for more LOLs

Indie, Low Budget, B-Movie, etc... - Grow up people, if you only want to see films with Hollywood production values you're cutting yourself off from 99% of the interesting, thoughtful and thought provoking movies out there.

OMFG YOU DISLIKE THINGS I DON'T U SUCH A WHINY ***** OMFG STFU GTFO.

This is what your post transmits. People have the right to their own opinions. Ironically, the siily complainer here is you, cause you are complaining because people don't like the things you do. So please shut your mouth and respect other people's opinions.

 

[JamesStone]

Titanic, I felt like someone stole 3 hours of my life and I even watched it on television. It was like watching some horrible accident, repulsed and at the same time unable to look away -_-

It becomes torelable if you subscribe to the fan theory that it was just a dream within a dream within a dream ... and the final test to DiCaprio's character in Inception. After all, he abandones Rose by letting himself go (basically what he needed to do in Inception with his wife) and goes deep within the ocean. In Inception, the movie starts by him waking up in a beach, clearly tired and wet. Connection? No, but it's fun to think as if it existed.

 

[TheDawgg]

Sunshine. I hate that film. I love the acting, but it's just too damn depressing.

 

[Jared Domenico]

Jason X. You really can not do any worse than Jason X.

 

[jhoroz]

Honestly, Hancock. It went from an average, mediocre, unremarkable film to a colossally retarded piece of shit in its last third, so much that I wanted to leave about ten minutes before the film actually ended.

Besides that, I'd probably say something like Epic or Disaster Movie, or any of those crappy parody movies.

EDIT: I normally don't regret watching any films because I research in advance whether the film is worth seeing or not. Hancock was an exception, because despite the overall luke-warm reception it received, I was surprised at what a colossal mess it was.

 

[jhoroz]

Titanic, I felt like someone stole 3 hours of my life and I even watched it on television. It was like watching some horrible accident, repulsed and at the same time unable to look away -_-

It becomes torelable if you subscribe to the fan theory that it was just a dream within a dream within a dream ... and the final test to DiCaprio's character in Inception. After all, he abandones Rose by letting himself go (basically what he needed to do in Inception with his wife) and goes deep within the ocean. In Inception, the movie starts by him waking up in a beach, clearly tired and wet. Connection? No, but it's fun to think as if it existed.

Really, there was actually enough space for them to both climb onto that door. I don't understand why Rose had to be so selfish. Tisk, tisk.

 

[Anthony Wells]

napoleon dynamite, human centipede, quarantine, and bug (fuck this film....worst film ever made. ever.)



thats all i can think of off the top of my head.

 

[maineman]

The Last Airbender, I what waste of time and money. I waited to see at the local $2 movie theater and I wanted my money and time back. I couldn't believe how much that movie sucked. It also ruined my love for the cartoon series. I will admit the visual were pretty, but the acting and dialogue made me so mad, I was screaming at the screen. I was yelling so much I was some kids cry because I was scaring them. I hate that movie. I pray that M. Knight does not write or direct the next. The Eragon movie was a better made movie and that's not much better.

 

[Spookimitsu]

Matrix: reloaded and Matrix Revolution. and Electra Assassin. Oh, and that shitty Justin Timberlake move where everyone pays with time to stay young. AUGH

aside from those, Most Romantic Comedies, and most movies starring Martin Lawrence.


the regrettable movies list is probably longer than most people recall, if only we have trained ourselves to try to forget shitty movies. Or at least I have.

Oh yeah, that shitty Dungeons and Dragons movie too.

 

[fish iron4]

Dragonball Evolution.
WHY.

Its alright *sniff* we know your pain...

 

[BoosterGold]

Well that would defiantly be the 18 year old virgin the Asylum's take on the teen sex comedy. It was so bad it made me cry. Keep in mind I love traditionaly god awful movies they bring me a perverse joy at the horribleness. 18 year old virgin had to be the worst thing I've ever watched, I love Human Centipede but this movie was just wrong and vomit inducing avoid 18 year old virgin

 

[thespyisdead]

there is but one movie that fits this category for me, and i have to say "The Last Airbender." way to to turn gold into crap M. Night Shyamalan

 

[Xorph]

I would say the Avatar movie by M. Night, but I got to watch it as the Nostalgia Critic and a few other guys tore it apart MST3K style at Youmacon, turning it from one of the worst movies ever into one of the funniest times of my life.

 

[wrightguy0]

Norbit, god why did i go see it? It was terrible, horrible....oh god why?

Spy Kids, i started to feel a little weird watching it, though i really only went to see it because i thought Antonio Banderas was cool in the Mask of Zorro.

i will admit that is when my movie preferences decided to grow the fuck up. I don't regret seeing much, i don't regret watching the first two transformers movies, and i don't regret watching 2012 (how can you not love a movie where they theorize that mutated neutrinos from the sun are melting the core? Science softer than melted butter and well worth a watch with friends if you need a decently made movie to laugh at)

most of the movies i regret watching were shitty kids movies that i remember every now and then, which make me groan and think "I Can't believe i liked that shit"

 

[Atmos Duality]

Due Date

The only movie I've ever walked out on. Hate, hate, hated that pile of crap.

Oh...THAT fucking movie. Goddamn, my skin crawled the instant I saw that image.
The tagline for that atrocity should have been: "Abandon all notion of humor and comedy, all ye who enter here."

That movie is evil and very manipulative. It has one, and only one good scene in it. Notable for being by far, the biggest, longest most vulgar and cathartic scene between two characters I have ever seen.

And the film should have ended right there...nope. It's plopped right in the middle of the film.

ON TOPIC: Outside of a theater...well lets just say that there are many movies that I regret seeing, but that's because every year the weekend before St Patrick's Day, my friends have this little game.
It's where we go out, and look for the absolute worst films we can inflict on each other, draw lots, and watch those that come up. Then we critique them and riff on them.
(There are restrictions; the movie has to be somewhat recent, made within the last 10 years. And they cannot be children's films.)

And one of the worst films I've seen to date was this years' "winner" (it features Terra Reed; be afraid).
It's called "Incubus", it's a film whose plot is driven entirely by raw human idiocy and I don't think it was done with the intention of being ironic.

 

[Leemaster777]

*SNIP*

Geez, thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only sane person left on the planet. For some reason, everyone I talk to about that movie thought it was good.

I mean, I can understand differing opinions and all, but THAT many people LIKED Due Date?

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

honestly, I find stupid kids films to be worse then overtop gorefests. Thence why I've personally vowed to strangle the asshole who unleashed "What About Bob" upon a world that deserved no such treatment

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

Although, on reflection, there was also borat. By god, the guy just went all out to make the world uncomfortable, and succeeded spectacularly