Finish Him!

[Xpwn3ntial]

Rip out his skull and beat him to death with it.

That doesn't seem physically possible, which I am sure is exactly what he'll say while you're doing that.

OT: Levitate them into the air and electrocute them.

 

[gostchiken]

Rub poison oak over every inch of his body, tie him down and continue to reapply when it starts subsiding until he is begging me to end his life just to escape the burning agony; then simply slit his throat XD.

 

[BigCat91]

Have him attend many anger management meetings, many forms of psychology therapies, and to enroll in a university so he can progress as a positive and helpful member of society. And then... i would rip out his spine and stab his heart with it.

 

[alik44]

tie him up turn on the american idol auditions. if he doesent laugh himself to death i assume he will kill him self. for odd reason everyone else who watch did one or the other

 

[Nixzilla]

take him out preadotor style

 

[Mr. Gency]

Burn him/her alive.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Something along these lines...

 

[Harkwell]

I would run full sprint at him, forward flip kick his chin to send him sailing in the air, then whip out a sawn-off and blow him away like a clay pidgin.

 

[Blue_vision]

Am I not allowed to say leave him be?

If not, then I supposed I'd punch a hole in the ground all the way through the earth, beat his body into a pulp while falling, then flay him, and use his skin and tendons as a parachute as I reemerge from the other side in China.

I have issues with the physics of your idea >.-

Gravity is always towards the centre of mass, in our case, the Earth. Once you reach the core you wouldnt continue to fall you'd just stop, also, youd be incredibly small as you would have been melted by the temperature and crushed by gravity/pressure.

Not to mention that the other side of the world for me is in the Indian Ocean, a couple thousand k from the Australian coast. And that's why it'd be fucking awesome ;D
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[Talshere]

Am I not allowed to say leave him be?

If not, then I supposed I'd punch a hole in the ground all the way through the earth, beat his body into a pulp while falling, then flay him, and use his skin and tendons as a parachute as I reemerge from the other side in China.

I have issues with the physics of your idea >.-

Gravity is always towards the centre of mass, in our case, the Earth. Once you reach the core you wouldnt continue to fall you'd just stop, also, youd be incredibly small as you would have been melted by the temperature and crushed by gravity/pressure.

Not to mention that the other side of the world for me is in the Indian Ocean, a couple thousand k from the Australian coast. And that's why it'd be fucking awesome ;D
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Touché. That doesn't improve your physics though >.<

 

[bowserboy26578]

I'd beat him to death with his own skull as he screamed "This doesn't seem physically possible!"

 

[M0rp43vs]

Beat him to death with my health bar/time counter.
that, or delete him from the game/make him an unperson

 

[Jewrean]

 

[PorkChopXpress]

A Fist of the Northstar-machine gun punch flurry with delayed internal explosion.

 

[Womlet]

I would punch my opponent so hard they'd pop like a ballon full of paprika.

 

[lacktheknack]

MIKURU BEAM!

...which promptly makes him fall over, nothing else.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Strangle him with his own pubic hair. +9000 SICK IRONY POINTS!
Or, simply,
[h4]HADOUKEN!!![/h4]
(for some reason my friends and I really like that word.)

 

[Fishtie]

Well, considering most of my special attacks are support calls I guess I would call for an orbital bombardment for the finisher.

 

[Dfskelleton]

[HEADING=3]FRIENDSHIP[/HEADING]
[h4]FRIENDSHIP![/h4]

 

[Roamin11]

I would start cooking a gigantic stew... Did I mention that I totally was using him for the stewing meats. Then I would eat it/him/her