Finish the sentence...

[Cherry Cola]

You'll go home tomorrow

If you pull that thing...

 

[CINN4M0N]

a fart will follow

So I said to her

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

baby come home with me!

After the sex....

 

[Tiny116]

...I'll duct tape it back on!

I can't sleep...

 

[oppp7]

...when I'm driving.
When I get my license,...

 

[Cid Silverwing]

... I will eat my own cape.

A stitch in time...

 

[Uncreative]

...equals a man who is his own grandpa.

I smell strawberries...

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

...on the shortcake.

I command you to.....

 

[oppp7]

...ignore my orders.

If there one thing that...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...I would have that one thing.

If I had no avatar...

 

[brtshstel]

...I would be ridiculed because....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...I would be bland.

If I were bland...

 

[brtshstel]

I would need hot sauce.

Hot sauce is good on...

 

[axle 19]

On everything.

But if I have everything...

 

[SpaceSpork]

I will be a dick.

However, dicks are rather . . .

 

[ThreeWords]

...tasty, as your mom was telling me last night when I...

 

[axle 19]

cooked her that delicious meal made out of....

 

[Marlun_42]

...baby seal.

Behind every man there is...

 

[KitsunetheFox]

A miserable pile of secrets.


In front of every Tiger...

 

[brtshstel]

...there is helpless prey.

I'm homeless because...