Finish the sentence...

[axle 19]

I stole your identity.

Inside of every fire...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...there is heat...

 

[brtshstel]

...that is hot enough to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...to melt the moon.

I clone Mars because I wanted a planet to store my...

 

[brtshstel]

...huge supply of...

 

[dontcallmemuffin]

pancakes

what happend too...

 

[brtshstel]

...proper use of homonyms like "to," "too," and "two?"

I need more paper so I can finish my...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...paper armada.

In the belly of my paper armada, I shall store...

 

[brtshstel]

...paper cruise missiles.

FALCON...

 

[brtshstel]

..and walk five hundred more.

Remember yesterday, walking hand in hand...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...with a gerbil, I decided to...

 

[Dumbledude]

Severly disfigure it with a hacksaw!
However, i was spotted by ...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...an angry eagle who...

 

[Mechsoap]

eats babies,

im awesome becouse...

 

[Darth Caelum]

I can kill people by simply thinking about it.

No matter who you are, you must....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...NEVER piss off a dragon.

This man is your friend, he...

 

[SpaceSpork]

turned into Mr. T, cause . . .

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...of stereotypes.

Stereotypes...

 

[CounterAttack]

are stereotypical.

My business has been installing the finest...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...TVs in people's cars.

I think Xibit...