Finish the sentence...

[slipknot4]

...man, i know it!

I put ending A into opening B and...

 

[CounterAttack]

long story short, we had a magical evening. Short story long? Anything by Dickens.
[sub]I've wanted to say that for ages...[/sub]

If we're gonna take that hill, we're gonna have to...

 

[Lambi]

...bring a bigass shovel.

The cake is...

 

[Smagmuck_]

Truth...

Spartans like to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...kick ass.

Japanese girl singers are...

 

[Ham_authority95]

Annoying

Has anyone figured out why-

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...this is on fire?

Well, of course I put the...

 

[slipknot4]

refrigerator into the milk... wut?

A is to B what C is to...

 

[CounterAttack]

Pineapple cereal.

Blessed are the geeks for they...

 

[Nocturnal558]

worshipped awesome gods.

I really hope someone will...

 

[Dopi]

do Nocturnal558 in the butt.

Ninjas are known for...

 

[Mistermixmaster]

being superstealthy and kill people at times where they don't expec*hurk* *gets killed by a ninja*

Whales are not obese, they are...

 

[Dopi]

just big boned.

You can shred...

 

[CounterAttack]

a forum ninja with a simple razor blade. You just need to know how.

It will not be a melee...

 

[Nocturnal558]

hunter.

How does one know when to...

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Go to third base.

What do you do when..

 

[Mistermixmaster]

the Jehovas Witnesses come for a visit?

We all love...

 

[Dopi]

Zombies stuffed with cranberry jell-o.

You will never...

 

[Nocturnal558]

Successfully divide by zero.

A cold winter means...

 

[Lambi]

...that the Global Warming was a lie!

Having kindly stepped out of the way...