Finish the sentence...

[Mistermixmaster]

we like it.

We need shoelaces in the world, not to tie or shoes but to...

 

[Dopi]

perform sadomasochistic rituals involving the Devil.

Pepsi max is awesome because..

 

[Mistermixmaster]

it maxed out the "awesome" talent tree.

Oxygen is not needed for...

 

[Dopi]

previously mentioned sadomasochistic rituals involving the Devil.

Dell PC's are...

 

[Mistermixmaster]

completely useless, and only work if you feed them with chips.

The moon looks yellow not because it's cheese or the sunlight reflecting on it, but because...

 

[Nocturnal558]

Chuck Norris peed on it.

Religion class has...

 

[Mistermixmaster]

nothing of any interresting value.

Blue Screen of Death is...

 

[Nocturnal558]

occurring way too often on windows XP.

Quick, everyone hide, there is a...

 

[Lambi]

...Windows Vista in the room!

Going to see the dentist I...

 

[Erja_Perttu]

found out he was actually a representative for Cabury's. And a werewolf.

Last week, I was on the train when...

 

[Lambi]

...a girl sat next to me and started hitting on me.

It would have been nice if not for...

 

[sam_savage1393]

Her crooked yellow tooth (the only one she has).

If I was a superhero...

 

[Lambi]

...I would be Batman.

I was frozen...

 

[CounterAttack]

and it was bloody cold!

If I have to crack some skulls, I...

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

'd ask He-Man to do it for me. I hate manual labour.

Wow, It's hot out, I really feel like a -

 

[Lambi]

...chicken in an oven.

Kindly pass the...

 

[sam_savage1393]

Turtle soup!

Whoever decided it was a good idea to... is...

 

[Smagmuck_]

Whuuut?

Batman wants to do...

 

[NuclearPenguin]

a random wombat behind the..

 

[Smagmuck_]

Tree.

Vin Desiel is a...