Finish the sentence...

[Birras]

Birran armies, raining fire down upon worthless civilization, TAKING THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE AS MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I should use my d20 to...

 

[drisky]

throw at the homeless.

In my pocket...

 

[Lambi]

...there is some loose change.

Being rich...

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Balaxe]

I'd be so screwed...I suck at that game.

OMG there's a monkey and it is...

 

[Randoms]

...King Kong.

It's just a song, just a song...

 

[Lambi]

...but it's a REALLY F****** ANNOYING song!

Truer words were...

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

...never more disregarded.

God's corpse was found...

 

[Lambi]

...in my backyard.

Having a stepmother...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...is quite scary.

The name 'Alice' is very...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

...cool even though im 36 year old man

Why dont woman like...

 

[Lambi]

...me for my humor?

Have you ever...

 

[Randoms]

...died, if you have, raise your hand.

All who are not here...

 

[Code Monkey]

..we mourn you're passing.

Eight and a half penguins....

 

[Lambi]

...are needed for this penguin stew.

Batman and The Joker...

 

[Code Monkey]

have been involved romanticaly in several Fan Fictions.

A pair of bonzai trees....

 

[Randoms]

..are still very small

If I thought for just one second...

 

[CounterAttack]

my head would asplode.

Saxton Hale can beat a hippy to death in the time it takes for...

 

[orangebandguy]

A flea to jump 3 feet.

I fired the flare gun and..

 

[Lambi]

...everything just went 'poof'.

This is true...