Finish the sentence...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...you foolish ape man!

Foolish ape men always make me...

 

[Lambi]

...so ANGRY!

Have you ever...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...fought a giant crustacean, jack?

WE'RE GETTING ATTACKED BY GIANT...

 

[Lambi]

...LOLIS! THE HORROR!
[sup]But they're so cute...[/sup]

Would you kindly...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...get stepped on by a big daddy?

I AM NOT A...!

 

[CounterAttack]

loli! I'm 17!

Why are you...

 

[Lambi]

...a shouta?

Having large...

[sup]Heh. Have fun with that one.
I have a dirty mind...[/sup]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...brains is awesome!

A bigger gun is...

 

[CounterAttack]

not the best thing to have if your opponent is bashing your brains out with a rock.

What are you doing with my...

 

[Lambi]

...gravity gun?

A good crowbar...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...always gets rid of those pesky head crabs.

Head crab zombies are...

 

[Lambi]

...the most fun to play with when you have the powered up gravity gun.

Portals make me...

 

[CounterAttack]

SANDVICHES!

The device has been modified so that it can now create and maintain...

 

[Lambi]

...Companion cubes.

Why are we talking about Portal...

 

[CounterAttack]

when we could be roleplaying?

If you were from where I was from, you'd be...

 

[Lambi]

...over there, enjoying God of War.

Kratos has...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...a goretacular job.

This cake is just...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...nose hair.

That avatar always make me want to...

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[CounterAttack]

wrapped in bacon and fried.

A portal ray is prevented from being shot through linked portals by...