Finish the sentence...

[Fahren Wolfe]

Wasn't he eaten by wolves?
How did this...

 

[Eumersian]

eat pie and reminisce about that time I?

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Carry on like nothing ever happened.
Where did I leave my...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Avoid the acid spill.
How about we play...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Glue our hands to our faces.

I'm leaving for...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Detroit, Alaska, which is not the same as Detroit, Michigan.

Why do I even bother with...

Spoiler: Off topic @ Fahren

God, this is awkward... I couldn't say this somewhere else, so, welcome to the Escapist. And your avatar is really cute! I just wanna hug the stuffing out of her... or at least, I would if I didn't know better.

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

A botic God!
Have some...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Make your eyes explode with awesome.

I would like some more...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

Put my fancy hat on.

Last month my cousin and I...

 

[Fahren Wolfe]

The high point of my life.

I crashed my car because...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I couldn't reach the pedals.

If you die, I'm going to...

Edit: Dark, either you're ignoring me or you got ninja'd. I'm not sure which one it actually is.