Finish the sentence...

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

...but it failed...

Hello, IT, Have you tried...

 

[latenightapplepie]

giving up?

Yesterday, there was a humorous situation involving...

 

[pyramid head grape]

Ducks covered in chocolate! :3

I will hit you with a...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

...ducks and a chainsaw.

What is a Man?...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

doing in my house?

Who are the people who...

 

[Rooster893]

took my pizza?

Where the heck did my....

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

chainsaw go?

Oh, wait! I see an incoming...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

...GENOCIDE CUTTER!!

Now repeat after me...

 

[Rooster893]

I WILL NOT SMOKE SAUSAGES.

Why can't I hold all of my....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...fingers?!

Wait, how did I just...?

 

[The Thinker]

kill every one on Earth with my pinkie?

When I feel an urge to step out on the street and start methodically knocking off people's hats,

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I take my pills and feel far more mellow.

If I go missing...

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

for more than 5 minutes split up into groups of 1 male and 1 female who are passionately attracted to each other look for me in the spooky haunted woods.

If I had a...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

little more time, I could show you...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

...how to kill a bear.

>_>...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

is that really what you're going to...

 

[Rooster893]

do to him? You could be a lot more fierce.

When I think of...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

...respond with?

<_<...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...>.>

When did that...?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

become a fallacy?

She's probably hiding them in...