Finish the sentence...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...her soul.

I catapulted a...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

cow once..

A magnifying glass is really helpful when...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...looking for fairies to put in a jar.

Wait? Isn't that fairy...?!

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

...Aye, a fairy it be *Fires shotgun*

Tonight on Burnt Face Man!...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

he does battle with waffle iron, and loses once again.

Whenever I see a new...

 

[Rooster893]

return promo, I jizz my pants.

I can't wait for...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...the weekend!

I will...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

celebrate like it's 1999!

Wanna trade this can of beans for your...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...jar of flies.

Today is the...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

sweetest day of my life!

Now then, let me tell you the story of...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...the time I fell off the world and landed on the...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

...Infamous TACO ISLAND!!!

Hello, ladies, look at your...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wallet. I stole from it.

Where did I put......

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

...My gun?

Sadly your man is not, but...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I am the sexiest llama in all the land.

What are you...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

...Doing, ruining my Old Spice Ad?

Look down, look back up, you are on a...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

boat.

With the...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

...man your man can smell like.

look at your hand, then back to mine, its...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...an oyster with two tickets to the thing you love.

The tickets are now...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

...Diamonds, anything is possible when your man smells like old spice

I am on a...
(Okay, i'm done)