Finish the sentence...

[Yureina]

a boat that runs on cookies.

My favorite thing is...

 

[ThePS1Fan]

...A magical flying walrus named Eduardo

I just need one more...

 

[MammothBlade]

... billion pounds, and then I'm set for life.

I am the master of...

 

[ThePS1Fan]

...The homeless

Stop it, don't open that...

 

[MammothBlade]

...chastity belt.

I have no...

 

[ThePS1Fan]

...clue where I am.

If only I could get out of this...

 

[MammothBlade]

...Straight Jacket.

You're so slow that...

 

[ThePS1Fan]

...If your house catches fire you've got no chance

The internet is serious...

 

[Yureina]

giant vat of grape juice.

I'm gonna get...

 

[MammothBlade]

...horribly ninja'd.

There is no tea...

 

[M0rp43vs]

so I'm going to play this accordion blindfolded

I really wish that today...

 

[MammothBlade]

...would never end.

I like my tea...

 

[Philol]

with milk, no sugar.

I hate it when...

 

[Dalek Caan]

.....monkeys threaten society.

That zombie dwarf is...

 

[Philol]

really friendly, beyond the occasional bite.

Are you looking for...

 

[MammothBlade]

... your severed head?

I can give you a...

 

[him over there]

sweet deal on internet and cable.

Don't make me...

 

[Yureina]

...attack you with a fork!

I wish I...

 

[MammothBlade]

... had a golden eye.

Strength is...

 

[Yureina]

something few people truly have.

Who wants to...