Finish the sentence...

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 23, 2012

kind of pathetic when nobody helps you save them.

Is it a lost cause to...

Fijiman · Apr 23, 2012

teach flies math.

You shouldn't eat and...

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 24, 2012

do your nails. You might use...

You can learn kungfu by...

Fijiman · Apr 25, 2012

not looking at toenails.

I'd like to do it, but...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 25, 2012

...I have to go home and cry because...

Fijiman · Apr 25, 2012

there is no more bacon.

Dating is the same as...

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 28, 2012

going to the Casino. Odds are...

Evil Smurf · Apr 28, 2012

you will lose money!
what is worth losing however is

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 29, 2012

a demonic post count number.

Evil Smurf has...

Fijiman · Apr 29, 2012

a cupcake farm in the basement.

You've never truly lived unless...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 29, 2012

...you've eaten a tank-shaped wedding cake.

Nyan is a...

Fijiman · Apr 29, 2012

at who's really a toaster in disguise.

Has a monkey ever...

AwesomeExpress · May 2, 2012

looked less sophisticated when wearing a monocle?

This thursday at midnight, I'm going to be...

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 2, 2012

asleep because work starts way too early to be up that late.

I will now commence operation...

Fijiman · May 2, 2012

Baconleg Turkey jumble.

I will not yell...

J3bba · May 2, 2012

Straight out the window into the path of an inflatable pool travelling at depressingly slow speeds.

The chair rotated slowly to reveal...

Fijiman · May 2, 2012

a super sumo stepped onto the rails and belly bounced the train back two miles.

I don't see why anyone would...

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 2, 2012

consider nailing their feet into the ground.

Watch out! There's a...

AwesomeExpress · May 2, 2012

snake in your boot!

What do you think will happen if we...

Fijiman · May 3, 2012

let the guys out of the basement for a while?

For the love of...