Finish the sentence...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 29, 2012

...you've eaten a tank-shaped wedding cake.

Nyan is a...

Fijiman · Apr 29, 2012

at who's really a toaster in disguise.

Has a monkey ever...

AwesomeExpress · May 2, 2012

looked less sophisticated when wearing a monocle?

This thursday at midnight, I'm going to be...

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 2, 2012

asleep because work starts way too early to be up that late.

I will now commence operation...

Fijiman · May 2, 2012

Baconleg Turkey jumble.

I will not yell...

J3bba · May 2, 2012

Straight out the window into the path of an inflatable pool travelling at depressingly slow speeds.

The chair rotated slowly to reveal...

Fijiman · May 2, 2012

a super sumo stepped onto the rails and belly bounced the train back two miles.

I don't see why anyone would...

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 2, 2012

consider nailing their feet into the ground.

Watch out! There's a...

AwesomeExpress · May 2, 2012

snake in your boot!

What do you think will happen if we...

Fijiman · May 3, 2012

let the guys out of the basement for a while?

For the love of...

Troublesome Lagomorph · May 3, 2012

...Uncle Sam, stop...!

Fijiman · May 3, 2012

strange man with a sandwich.

Who took the last...

J3bba · May 3, 2012

get me some bacon.

The ostrich slowly...

J3bba · May 3, 2012

a pterodactyl who came through the time portal set up by...

J3bba · May 3, 2012

stop the oncoming hordes of tweens.

the fanclub hoped to...

Fijiman · May 3, 2012

lure new member with candy.

If you don't actually finish this sentence...

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 3, 2012

things will happen that will result in...

Troublesome Lagomorph · May 3, 2012

...agonizing pain due to..

Fijiman · May 3, 2012

you not ending one sentence and starting a new one.

The only thing man fears more than spiders is...

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 5, 2012

big spiders.

I want...