Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

Bombshell Betty.

The thing I miss the most about...

 

[sunemipi]

improved hand eye coordination.

Sometimes when I'm alone I...

 

[Fijiman]

Welcome to the Escapist, sunemipi.

OT: frolic through the flowers with a moose.

The best part about...

 

[Evil Smurf]

the best way to think you have an std.

the amount of illiterate

 

[Fijiman]

the utter confusion created by by the pissed off lama.

Being in a band is nothing...

 

[StormShaun]

but badass. Especially when they wear...

 

[Fijiman]

monkeys for hats.

Never underestimate...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

pencil pushing so-and-so's.

I just had the last...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...hamburger in the world. It was absolutely...

 

[Fijiman]

meh.

If I were a cartoon character...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I would be 1 part mesmerising and 3 parts rediculous.

There's something disturbing about...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

talking about the ordinary.

Whenever I prepare for an exam, I always...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...eat a pencil. It gives me...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...increase my mental capacity!

Intestinal fortitude is the first requirement in...

 

[Evil Smurf]

purple mouse venom so they can...

 

[FDLinc]

...defeat all the other grizzlies so that he can win all of the...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...girl's hearts!

I had a...

 

[Rooster893]

pistol, but I threw it in the ocean.

Stay all night, we'll...

 

[Dalek Caan]

....fondle each other frequently while frolicking each other in fields of frozen Ziziphus.

I no speaky...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...about squeaky mice.

I shall now devour your...