Finish the sentence...

[kingofkumquats]

...The mascot for...

 

[Fijiman]

the university of super...

 

[kingofkumquats]

...intelligent badgers.

It is a rarely known fact that...

 

[Fijiman]

those who do well...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...are the ones who do the worst.

Dirt is...

 

[Fijiman]

bursting with flavors.

I don't know about you, but I...

 

[kingofkumquats]

...think that the squirrel over there is...

 

[Fijiman]

really an evil scientist who...

 

[Fijiman]

every wall in town.

The newer versions...

 

[Evil Smurf]

are made of ice cream.
I like it when you touch....

 

[ZehMadScientist]

...my big black...

 

[Fijiman]

pig launcher.

Can you think of...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

a way to secretly set all of that girl's underwear on fire?

Remember, if a robot asks you about...

 

[Scarim Coral]

unplug the charger when the phone is full and...

 

[Fijiman]

let out the mini...

 

[kingofkumquats]

anti-gremlin devices.

When attempting a trek into the jungle...

 

[Fijiman]

Make sure you bring an unusually large...