Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

Spoiler: Velocipede.

American Ninja Warrior is...

 

[Evil Smurf]

the best porn out there.
Where did all the....

 

[AwesomeExpress]

pastries go?

I don't think you've counted all of your...

 

[Evil Smurf]

chickens yet.
Weird, this juice tastes like....

 

[Fijiman]

potato wedges correctly.

I will find...

 

[Fijiman]

I could find the magical badger who...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

overpuce realized what had happened.

Rain is kind of like a...

 

[jjjwnw2]

an awesome kind of party; with lots of people.

Last week, I realized my pants...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

were actually a shirt.

My robot army is so going to...

 

[kingofkumquats]

...kill all of the cats.

In order to achiece world peace...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm going to need to learn how to proofread.

There should be a...

 

[Evil Smurf]

game about mounting fish on your wall called skyrim.
You are interrupting my...

 

[Fijiman]

find some way to make sure you never...

 

[Fijiman]

strange relic in the basement.

I may be crazy, but at least...

 

[Evil Smurf]

call me!
I hate it when

 

[Fijiman]

the first date with...

 

[Evil Smurf]

women ends with....

 

[Fijiman]

a long, long walk though...