Finish the sentence...

[Yokillernick]

I almost got chased by aliens which had...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...a vendetta against the sandwich I ate that morning.

We managed to avoid...

 

[Fijiman]

getting assigned to the project by...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

pure bribery alone.

If there's going to be a...

 

[Fijiman]

nother one like that, I'm going to need...

 

[Ice Car]

dildos, and a lot of them. They help with the...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...[redacted] fluids, typically extracted from a [redacted].

If you don't like it, you can...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...keyboard murderer.

And then I...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...they turned into harpies and ate my uncle's zombie gnome army.

Drugs are for...

 

[Evil Smurf]

bad, bad people. DON"T DO DRUGS.
Trolls taste like...

 

[Fijiman]

misery and failure...and occasionally strawberries.

If you EVER...

 

[Yokillernick]

touch my unicorn I'll...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

follow you around whining in your ear until you figure out how to go back in time and stop yourself from touching my unicorn.

Can you help me find my...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...soul? I last saw it when I was...

 

[Fijiman]

prancing around in the plane of demons when...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...the door of doom opened.

Jumping out of a plane is...
capcha: angel wings

 

[Fijiman]

a really dumb idea if you didn't bring...
[sub][sup]please say something other than parachute[/sup][/sub]

 

[AwesomeExpress]

a parachute! homemade pillow wings.

Doing things out of spite is always...

 

[scorptatious]

...the worst...