Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

mechanically gifted.

Digging a hole will...

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

just cause some problems.

Blowing up things...

 

[Fijiman]

is fun unless it...

 

[Yokillernick]

blow up a kitten using dynamite because...

Spoiler: UMAD?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

the C4 wouldn't work..

If the sum of the whole is greater than the sum of...

 

[scorptatious]

....turkey, then the percentage of...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

mashed potatoes is less than the percentage of stuffing. But the ratio of gravy still remains contant.

If 7-Eleven were a woman, I'd marry her faster than...

 

[NocturnalAxe18]

you could say "Bazinga!"

COD:BO is...

 

[kingofkumquats]

..fish for cod with a bow, however it was mispelled because...

 

[Fijiman]

why not.

When you think about it...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

play the piano with that guy's face!

Okay, so there's this girl down at the post office, and she says to this guy...

 

[Fijiman]

tried to run through the wall in a Kool-aid man costume.

If there were ever a time for running away while screaming like a little girl...

 

[Terratina.]

it would be when playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

Is it safe...

 

[Fijiman]

activated nuclear bomb somewhere in the house.

If only we could....

 

[AwesomeExpress]

the guy who looks back at you when you look in the mirror.

The first thing you've gotta do is...