Finish the sentence...

[thesilentman]

...was a eunuch who...

 

[Goofguy]

liked to take long walks on rooftops until one day...

 

[thesilentman]

...when he found a neutered dog that talked and told him that...

 

[TheFunPolice]

...He will reward Charlie with godlike abilities if Charlie can locate the dog's missing testicals so the dog can finally...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

lick them.

I think what you need is a...

 

[NoOne852]

nice rub down. Which of course would mean that...

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would have to bring in a mop because...

 

[Nickthequick]

of all the barnacles on your...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...face are spewing...

 

[NoOne852]

strawberry milkshake. Which reminds me of a time when...

 

[thesilentman]

...we all lived in a yellow submarine which had seen the kraken, along with...

 

[NoOne852]

that guy who sing the happy walrus song.

Spoiler

With a great big smile...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...she bit my head off. It was very...

 

[NoOne852]

noodle because he ate that...

 

[Goofguy]

red lamppost which tasted just like...

 

[thesilentman]

...the doctor's medicine that was given to me for the purpose of...

 

[Goofguy]

curing my lazy eye. However, it didn't...

 

[NoOne852]

make me go bald. So now i have to...