Finish the sentence...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...to wear a hat made of worms.

When I finally found...

 

[Yuno Gasai]

my one true hippopotamus, he...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...tried to bite my head off and...

 

[thesilentman]

...ended up killing a...

 

[NoOne852]

poor defenseless Emu, which, incidentally...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

was going to kill the hippopotamus.

A poop that big must belong to...

 

[Goofguy]

AwesomeExpress, nobody else could possibly be capable of...

 

[Something Witty]

squeezing a log in such a delicious...

 

[thesilentman]

...manner similar to a python that once ate...

 

[Nickthequick]

an entire truck of people.
The ship was only...

 

[Fijiman]

Supposed to go to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...spiders who were to...

 

[thesilentman]

...poison the shit out of all of us who dared to stumble upon...

 

[username sucks]

Smaller boats, which would then...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Still be poison.

It is still.......

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

a strange compelling thing that draws us to...

 

[thesilentman]

...the center of the world, which houses...

 

[Dr.Susse]

A duck.

This fowl, bad, evil.......

 

[NoOne852]

despicable race of squirrels have been known for...