Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

pillows?

I heard that if you're...

 

[kailus13]

...quick, you can take...

 

[Fijiman]

own face off without...

 

[Goofguy]

even having to use a knife.

This is preposterous of course, as we all know that...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...monkeys are not people!

Anything that doesn't speak my language is...

 

[kailus13]

...a fundemental error due to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...me not understand a thing!

Tuesday...

 

[Yuno Gasai]

... will be a magical day filled with...

 

[kailus13]

...the unicorns of happiness and...

 

[Teoes]

..the death of all other things.

There is a spider..

 

[Yuno Gasai]

.. named Kira, who has a reputation for..

 

[kailus13]

...trying to court a...

 

[Yuno Gasai]

.. small child, who is very talented in..

 

[Teoes]

..rebuffing the advances of spiders.

..Small children..

 

[kailus13]

...are surprisingly capable of...

 

[Yuno Gasai]

.. fighting for themselves, especially when..

 

[kailus13]

...they are competing in...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...a to the death competition over who gets to eat.

Slashing the jugular will...

 

[Euryalus]

...cause massive blood loss.

That ending was very...

 

[kailus13]

...abrupt.

What do you think...