Finish the sentence...

Goofguy · May 10, 2013

can not be pluralized as meese, the proper term is actually...

Teoes · May 10, 2013

..Mice.

If you live in Scotland..

Teoes · May 13, 2013

..you reply to your own posts because..

Hemlock · May 13, 2013

...you live in Scotland.

Headsprouter · May 13, 2013

A post on this thread does not end with just one period! -readies defibrillator- Clear!

I electrocute myself because...

Teoes · May 14, 2013

..otherwise the hair on my..

MrCollins · May 14, 2013

back will catch fire.

Thankfully, I had planned...

Fijiman · May 14, 2013

behind and completely missed the...

Headsprouter · May 14, 2013

...point because I couldn't...

Redlin5_v1legacy · May 15, 2013

focus on the interview.

Dancing naked in the streets is usually...

DotSlash · May 15, 2013

seen as a healthy way to...

Teoes · May 15, 2013

..express outrage at..

Troublesome Lagomorph · May 15, 2013

...the condition of my old clothes.

A book is...

AwesomeExpress · May 15, 2013

something of which I have many.

I've found your...

Headsprouter · May 16, 2013

...horse at the bottom of the...

Teoes · May 16, 2013

..pile of horses in the spare bedroom.

For the longest time I thought that..

AwesomeExpress · May 16, 2013

the spare bedroom was where you keep your tires.

When the tough gets going...

MrCollins · May 17, 2013

the soft becomes chewy.

I suddenly realized that...

Teoes · May 17, 2013

..the thing I put in my mouth last week..

Yuno Gasai · May 17, 2013

was not sanitary at all.

The thing you have to know about sewers is..