Finish the sentence...

[Drake the Dragonheart]

having your cake and eating it too!

You are hereby sentenced to death by. . .

 

[Barbas]

...octodogs. I think I might have dropped my...

 

[Barbas]

...fly everywhere in a gyrocopter. Speaking of which, I need some fuel for my...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

a great knight!

Daddy, why is mommy crying?

 

[Barbas]

...suddenly decided to go on a panda-murdering crusade? Would that be morally acceptable in the realm of...

 

[AXimilao_Elotus]

...suddenly decided to go on a panda-murdering crusade? Would that be morally acceptable in the realm of...

...the Mad God? I would surely think so. You can get away with a lot of stuff there. Although, I would highly advise against...

 

[Barbas]

...that's considered his job and also a bit of a personal kink. Speaking of kink, can you help me uncoil this...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

pairs hilariously with this agoraphobic longsword!

(you can either pick one or do them both):

If Trump gets elected America is screwed because. . .

If Clinton gets elected America is screwed because. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

have gone extinct.

The newest happy meal toy will be. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

somehow doesn't not cause even a single dollar in property damage.

The question to everyone's answer. . .

 

[UltraDeth]

...was not what the viewer expected.

There is a brand new...

 

[UltraDeth]

...a bullet to the head.

Just one more...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

is sometimes all it takes to win!

Dear sir or madam, we regret to inform you that your request has been denied by the office of. . .

 

[UltraDeth]

...libellous and offensive.

Last one out...

 

[UltraDeth]

...Madre de Dios!

Do you know what...

 

[UltraDeth]

...one's own reflection.

In America...

 

[UltraDeth]

...to observe local customs.

If you're as smart as you think you are you'll...

 

[UltraDeth]

...anything is possible.

How fast is your...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

too horrifying to imagine.

The last thing you want to hear your girlfriend say is. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

leave me on the all insect planet.

I never fail to liven up the party with. . .