Finish the sentence...

[Drake the Dragonheart]

there is no peanut butter and it is almost midnight.

Donald Trump's first act as president would be to outlaw . . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

sorely dissapointing.

MTV's new reality series features 8 washed up celebrities living with. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

complete nudity!

A recent laboratory study found undergraduate students have 50% less sex after being exposed to. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

they are all addicted to tentacle porn!

The internet: hours of fun, easy to use, and perfect for. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

a cat video so cute your eyes roll back and your spine slides out your anus.

Said kitten video. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

both scales and feathers, and was rainbow colored.

The most controversial game at PAX this year is an 8-bit indie platformer about. . .

 

[Barbas]

...how to kill your friends and steal their benefit payments.

I am just going to step into this elevator now and...

 

[Barbas]

...cure serious neck pain. The best sandwiches are made in a little cafe down by...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

bury their heads in the ground. Marijuana is a slippery slope that leads to . . .

 

[Barbas]

...chocolate frogs. I like the ones with the caramel centre due to...

 

[Barbas]

...don't have a giant chocolate fountain at the front entrance? Are you a card-carrying member of...

 

[Barbas]

...the rage virus. "OOK OOK OOK!", that's the sound of the...

 

[Barbas]

...glue them to the nearest tree. Ever been into an abandoned missile silo to...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

wear its underpants on the outside.

War! Unh! What is it good for?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Marijuana is a slippery slope that leads to . . .

...very colorful slip-n-slides.

the answer we were looking for was "becoming a crack spider's *****!"

anyways back on topic:

Have a campout and roast evil smores.

This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with. . .

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

overwhelming homicidal rage!

if you come back to my place, I will show you. . .

 

[Barbas]

...declare war on terror. I was going to put something funny here, but I lost...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

happy to attempts to sell some surplus ammo.

I hereby sentence you to. . .

 

[Barbas]

...snuggles with an alpaca. I need more juice for...

 

[Barbas]

...Yuri Gagarin. Wasn't he the first person to go into...