Finish the sentence...

[Barbas]

...the worst thing since that mental image I had of Hitler fucking his wife. Ow, ow, ow, I hurt my...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

doudenum. (not sure I spelled that right.) My parents are hiding from me. . .

 

[Barbas]

...because of my flatulence, which has ruined all my personal and business relationships. I am so sick and tired of not being able to reach...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

my arse. it itches so badly! If elected I promise to . . .

 

[Barbas]

...get me some presidential poon-tang. Oh crap, did they just hear...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the noises coming from the oval office closet? What you never want to find in your Kung Pao Chicken is. . .

 

[Barbas]

...a distinct absence of both Kung and Pao. That would cause a fatal...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

bowel movement. New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience. . .

 

[Barbas]

...the soothing pleasures of a kick up the ass. For Pete's sake, would you turn up in something other than...

 

[Wary Wolf]

...a giant pink and green tea cozy? I don't knit, but if I did I would...

 

[Barbas]

...do it only for you. You're the only mango in the world...

 

[Wary Wolf]

...so obviously I'm going to eat your flesh, and plant your seed so that you would become a new mango tree, making you the King of Mangoes. All hail the King of...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

card games! Cards Against Humanity ruined my . . .

 

[Barbas]

...perception of distant objects on the horizon. I've only gone and spilled the...

 

[Wary Wolf]

...hot coffee on my lap inflicting third degree burns on my privates. Wants a "hot coffee" mod for...

 

[Barbas]

...Lego Island, but sadly I lost the rights to it in a storm drain. Ma'am, did you know that if you shut your mouth for at least five seconds...

 

[Wary Wolf]

...I'll die a happy man. Remember kids, it's only sexist if...

 

[Barbas]

...you don't know what that word means. There's nothing worse for farmers than...

 

[Wary Wolf]

...cows with guns. No-one could guess he was packing a...

 

[Barbas]

...grudge against strawberries. Tell that fat mug that...